clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

renewed my permit! the dmv lady was really nice and helpful and a joke i made to her landed perfectly. and i'm gonna be aiming to schedule the drive test by my bday!! :D

 

i’m gay and i wanna smooch a cute girl...

 

made a cursed discovery y'all

imagine going to a major film festival and being shown fucking shark tale

 

brain: FIC! CONCEPT! NOW!
me: please brain we can't keep doing this

 

oh hell yes i have a new reader even though my fic is finished...feels good man

 

me waiting for my ifc stuff to get here: pakidj...

 

the ultimate question: has my dad always had Dad Humor or did he just develop it when he actually had a kid???

 

fic gods pls smile upon me...i'm greedy and i wanna get to 800 kudos...

 

xmas decor heck yeah

 

for Obvious Reasons (TM) my family is not doing our usual pre-xmas day trip to monterey so here's some old photos of The Creepy Nutcracker. he has been an important part of candy cane lane for longer than i've been alive and i love and hate him in equal measure

he moves btw. did i mention that? he fucking moves. this fucker is so horrifying but he's also become an integral part of the Holiday Season for me (probably due to stockholm syndrome).

 

god help me i need ideas for the new years card i wanna draw ;-;

 

plamts
pets
the sun
john hlansvurg with sunglasses

 

New Years kisses :3

 

i still get so emotional when i get nice comments on my fic like omg i'm cry???

 

Spoiler: nsfw

 

EXCELLENT xmas haul today omg!!

• a squishable plague doctor plushie (his name is fauci and i love him...a good good plaguey boi)
• three nice bath bombs
• a pair of fuzzy socks with some lotion and nice body spray
• a lil charging station for my phone
• the uzumaki omnibus
• a rly good stimmy stress ball
• candy of course
• a few really neat books on storyboarding and life drawing
• a lil plug-in light box thingy for Art
• a neat device that helps you regulate your breathing and calm yourself (this is gonna come in SO handy at cons!)
• rock rinse repeat (the tmbg setlist book!!)
• THE COMPLETE SU BOX SET OMG I WANTED THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING TBH I AM THRILLED
• the flood picture vinyl!!!
• a cute pair of purble booties (they fit perfectly!)
• a very soft red flannel
• an extremely cute baseball cap with lion stevenuniverse on it
• i'm also getting a purble flannel but it hasn't arrived yet so that's a cool thing to look forward to :D (EDIT: it's here now and it's VERY GOOD)

 

the box set is SO COOL?? it has all the awesome features i wanted (INCLUDING COMMENTARY FUCK YES!!! MY FAVE) and even the PACKAGING is neat, it's like a lil book of sturdy sleeves holding the discs?? i'm obsessed tbh it's perfect <3

 

i've been a slut for audio commentary since i was like ten and got the first season of futurama on dvd

 

TMBG PAKIG ARRIVED AAAAAH