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requiem for a gourd (acey’s bijou baguette): pearlmethyst weirdo safe space

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Acey, Dec 15, 2018.

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do you enjoy the theme to malcolm in the middle

  1. yes

    40.9%
  2. no

    18.2%
  3. maybe

    27.3%
  4. i don’t know

    31.8%
  5. can you repeat the question?

    72.7%
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  1. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    check the op i made myself a very pretty header image :) gotta add a tmbg thing to it but ye
     
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  2. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    it has a tmbg thing now
     
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  3. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    That horse. It has boobs (an ass?) in its neck.........
     
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  4. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    that’s amethyst and that’s her gem

    edit: oh wait i see what you’re talking about now, that’s just the angle and the deep-frying probably made it look way weirder tbh
     
    Last edited: Dec 18, 2018
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  5. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    (john egbert voice) flans burgh
     
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  6. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    greg universe is 200% a bard. this is known
     
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  7. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    art idea: greg universe, greg otgw, and gregory edgeworth posing together in shutter shades with “GREG SQUAD” written above them in neon block letters
     
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  8. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    peridot is a treasure tbh
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

  10. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    CC5FE1C9-8BBE-42BA-839B-A6731D1D8A01.jpeg
     
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  11. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    i have no fucking clue what the neck rolls aren’t working is about but it’s so intense somehow i love it
     
  12. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    dysfunctional garbage pearlmethyst is such a good thign and i need more of it

    why must i do everything myself
     
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  13. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    someone please ask me about my Dysfunctional Pearlmethyst headcanons bc i have...so many

    (nsfw questions are more than okay but spoiler ‘em k)
     
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  14. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    honestly the more i think about the idea of bpd pearl the more i think there's a lot to it

    thank u @Charlie for planting the seeds of this headcanon
     
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  15. Tell me more about “defective pearl”, as Jasper would say, and amethyst! I love them!
     
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  16. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    SO

    i have this completely unfounded...i’m p sure it didn’t happen in canon so i feel weird calling it a headcanon? but i want to believe it happened so idk. ANYWAY, that pearl and amethyst were briefly, and fairly secretively, Involved at some point in the years between steven being born/rose dying and steven moving in with the gems. and they basically kind of...subconsciously used each other, amethyst out of a desperate need for affection and validation from anyone who’d provide it, and pearl out of a fear of being alone in literally any capacity, and both of those things stemming from, or at least being VERY HEAVILY magnified by, the fact that rose is gone and there’s no one there to fill that void but each other.

    yeah, pearl’s perfectionism drives amethyst nuts, but who else is gonna care about her like that? sure, amethyst’s laziness drives pearl up the wall, but who else is going to hold her tight when she feels alone in the universe?

    and then, of course, things begin to fall apart within a matter of a few short years.

    they fight more. they hurt each other, sometimes accidentally, occasionally—to their horror in both cases—on purpose. and pearl is still holding an olympic fucking torch for rose, and amethyst is frankly not really ready for a serious relationship in general at that point in time and especially not with the grief re: losing rose so fresh. (and pearl is absolutely not ready for a relationship then either. i’d argue that she canonically wasn’t until later in the series than amethyst. but that’s a story for another day.) and pearl gets clingy and manipulative and amethyst gets cruel and explosive, and they break up and get back together within months on more than one occasion, until they finally have a very explosive fight and really, truly break up.

    and i really wanna write fic with that premise.
     
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  17. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

     
    Last edited: Dec 19, 2018
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  18. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    Ooooh are there gonna be more 0.0?
     
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  19. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    Definitely! :D
     
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  20. Acey

    Acey screeching tires, but never a collision

    i got my friend katy and her bf tickets to tmbg’s new years show for xmas

    i will live vicariously through those two

    (she was thrilled i’m so happy ;u;)
     
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