shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Well its different from talking all day. Also, i wanted to give Newbie something. I dont thinks he wants anything i have though...

 

Oh my god!! *runs over and isntantly falls face first into it* *muffled* Yay, best friends ever.

 

Well, true.

And yeah, good point there. Jedi don't really have the type of stuff that guy'd like.

 

I'd ask for cupcakes, because I like being contrary, but you seem to be distracted by the bouncy castle. I suppose this unworld could use the levity.

 

My word, but these names.
Moira the moirail. Just, wow.
Like you're named for it.

Please tell me that the
skeleton named Papyrus
shooshpap pacifies.

 

Ironic, given the actual origin; 'Moira' was one of the proto-goddesses who would later become the Moirai, the Greek fates, and my full name is a combination of that and Morana, lit 'death' and the Slavic goddess of winter and death. (It's a pretty common naming scheme since we returned to Atlantis, combining names from disparate cultures. Usually with meanings related to death, glory, birthright and similar.) A blacker name than pale, I would think.

 

Can't you see it's torture for me

Spoiler: And this is why I hate you now,

All I want is to forget you

Spoiler: I can't live without you now

 

I can make cupcakes, but you are gonna have to wait for them until tomarrow. They take a while to make. What kind do you want?

 

I know right. Some of the rules are, you cant have friends, you cant have spouses, and you cant have children. However, i broke two of those, but it was worth it. Oh and dont kill, i definitely broke that one 100000 times.

 

THAT IS WAY TOO MANY TIMES.

PLEASE DON'T TRY TO BREAK RECORDS FOR "MOST MURDERS."

 

Sorry, came with the territory.
How are you by the way? We havent talked to each other in a while. Anyhting special going on?

 

Ive heard you make pasta, is that correct?

 

[Is this what popularity feels like? Wowie!]

HAS IT BEEN A WHILE??
SORRY ABOUT THAT!
I DIDN'T HAVE A PHONE.
OR A SENSE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME...?
THIS PLACE IS WEIRD.

WHOEVER TOLD YOU THAT...
WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!
I DO MAKE PASTA!
BUT NORMALLY I COOK IN KITCHENS, NOT FEATURELESS WHITE VOIDS.
SO IF YOU WERE HOPING FOR A TASTE OF MY COOKING...
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL WE FIND A KITCHEN!

 

...well, you know, we are scientists. There are definitely lots of other things we do.

As you are very well aware since you live in our house!

 

...just preferably not ours?

I wouldn't care so much if it didn't take at least an hour, but usually three hours or even a day, to replace things out here. Yes. We live in the middle of nowhere. We're mad scientists. It would be irresponsible for us to settle in the centre of town.

 

At some point we're going to have to talk about your habit of referring to all killings as 'murder'. I like you, but it is really beginning to get on my nerves?

It's not murder if it's in self-defence.

It's not murder if you're fighting in a war.

 

Quick someone make a kitchen. We need these two to do a cook off!

Also, yes papyrus, it has been an extrememly long time. The only thing you missed is Caboose joining and Norm making a bouncy castle.

 

Dont worry, it was self-defense. They shot first, so its only customary in self defense to attack back.

 

IF I WERE METTATON, THIS IS THE PART WHERE I WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE...
"VALISKA, DARLING, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!"
"I'M SURE MY NEW FRIEND CABOOSE WON'T FOLLOW US ONTO THE SET."
"ESPECIALLY SINCE THE BARRIERS BETWEEN WORLDS ARE CLOSED TO ANY NEW PEOPLE ANYWAY!"
"SO TAKE A LOAD OFF, AND ENJOY YOUR BREAK FROM MANAGING THE HOUSE!"
BUT...
I'M NOT METTATON.
SO INSTEAD LET ME JUST SAY...
I ADMIRE HOW MUCH BEHIND THE SCENES WORK YOU'RE DOING, TO MAKE SURE WE'RE ALL OKAY!
I DO ENOUGH JUST LOOKING AFTER SANS.
IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE... WHAT... AT LEAST TWENTY OF US?

 

...HMMM.
I CAN TELL YOU NOW, THAT CONVERSATION... WOULD NOT BE A HAPPY OR PLEASANT ONE.
FOR EITHER OF US.
I DON'T THINK EITHER OF US WOULD GET WHAT WE WANT OUT OF IT.