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Actually I Called You An Embarrassement To Trollkind Because Youre A Weak Whiner.
Please Do Accuse Me of The Right Kinds Of Terrible Behavior. Dont Credit me With Sins I Havent Done Yet. I Like To Work For My Praise.

 

THANK you, FINALLY someone vwith some COMMON SENSE.

also, i pre-emptivwely accept your apology for calling me creepy. youre forgivwen.

 

It means you've got societal power and can throw it around to get what you want from people. Like, if we were on Alternia, people would be obeying your orders and shit. All the landdwellers you say you wanna cull - they'd be dead. Everyone who disobeyed you? Dead.

You might not care about or identify with your status, but that doesn't make it disappear.

 

...no.

You're right, I shoulda thought a little bit more before throwin' words out. Just tryna say-- mosta his scrap so far's been directly in response to people, yeah, actively insultin' 'im. You poke a dragon, you get yer arm bit off, ain't mucha surprise an' I ain't too sure why anyone thinks yellin' at him more is gonna change how he thinks.

Yer blood don't justify jack on either side'a this. Some people get twitchy around fins, you get twitchy around people as don't take you seriously I think? Just how things go sometimes.

 

DON'T WORRY DARLIN', THERE'S WAYS TO STAY IN CHROMA'S GOOD PEOPLE BOOK WHILE STILL HAVING A TIARA OR TWO. ONE OF IT IS BEING AWARE OF WHO WE ARE AND WHAT KINDA POWER THAT LIKE GIVES US, EVEN IF WE NEVER ASKED FOR IT YEAH?
AND ANOTHER GOOD THING IS TO ASK PEOPLE'S OPINIONS A LOT BEFORE DOING STUFF. MORE BRAINS THINK SMARTER! AND SOMETIMES YOU WOULDN'T LIKE EVER CONSIDER A DETAIL ON YOUR OWN, NOT BECAUSE OF AN ERROR ON YOUR PART, JUST BECAUSE OF LIKE CONTEXT AND SHIT AND THEN SOMEONE ELSE WILL POINT IT OUT WHEN YOU ASK FOR INPUT!
GOVERNING IS HARD, BUT SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT. THOSE OF US WHO PEOPLE INSIST HAVE SOME FUCKEDUP BIRTHRIGHT TO DO SO... WE JUST GOTA WORK EXTRA HARD THAT EVERYONE ELSE GETS ENOUGH SAY DESPITE THAT!

 

*confused* Are you crying 'cause I basically just explained to you what royalty is?

 

Wait. So if he admits to wanting violence, he's inherently evil and bad because he's a 'seadweller', but if he whines about not wanting to do violence, he's an embarrassment?

What a baffling culture you have. Do you have complex romantic systems too? I used to talk with a race that had a triadic system of romance and familial relations, because they were actually three entities within a single body that swapped faced. It was fascinating.

You're still an egotistical idiot, I'm just not convinced you deserve the degree of righteous retribution you're getting.

 

Oh no oh no oh no oh no

 

but im NOT on alternia and ivwe nevwer 8EEN on alternia. not this me, anyvways. youre attacking me based on vwhat id havwe the powver to do if id been hatched in completely different circumstances instead of treating me like a person.

also, i think id havwe figured out howv to do it by nowv if i could ACTUALLY use my rank to get vwhat i vwant.

 

Yer foresight's a bit off there. Ain't apologizin' for sayin' what I see. In my opinion-- yeah, you are kinda creepy, the whole conversation with that Sal glitch earlier just rubbed me the wrong way I guess.

I think he's tryna explain why... Chroma? Is it Chroma? Lil' yellow bit with the big mane? has her back up so fierce atcha, actually. Not your fault.

 

1) No Im Just Fucking With Him Because Hes Amusing To Push Around. Hes Not Gonna Kill Me Despite The Fins So Im Gonna Work Off Some Frustration And Bait Him Around. What Can I Say Im A Simple Troll Of Simple Tastes.

2) Are Four Distinct Romantic Relationships With Completely Different Rules And Expectations And Functions Complex Enough?
Of Course You Should Ask Someone Who Isnt Still Kind Of Appalled By The Notion Of Being Part Of Any Of Those If You Want Actual Information.

 

Why both Chroma and Sunshine do, actually. Why it's not them being bigots, it's them being scared.

 

...
-Loreli covers her mouth-
I'M SORRY STAR.
DO YOU WANT A COFFEE? TEA?

 

What if I do a b-bad job? I can't do this, I'm not ready for this. It's not like just playing around, I'll have to look out for so many people and I can't do it, I can't do it!

 

so first you admit to deliberately antagonizing me and then you convweniently segue into a romance discussion.

i think i see vwhere this is going. zz;)

 

Its "The Achromat Nichrome" To You Actually. Do Not Presume To Shorten My Adult Title, We Do Not Know Eachother.

Im Not Scared. Im Spiteful And Petty And Mean. Do You Want me To Slap You With A Dictionary As Your Next Wiggling Day Present?

 

It'll be all right.

You're still young, you have time. And from what I've seen here, your heart is very much in the right place. Ruling is never easy... but I have a feeling you might be more good at it than you think.

 

OH HONEY, OF COURSE YOU'LL DO A GOOD JOB! THE FACT THAT YOU WORRY ABOUT DOING A GOOD JOB ALREADY MEANS YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE RULERS PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT. DEEP BREATHS, YES? YOU'RE GOOD.

 

I just like to punch things.