shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

... I guess you're right.

 

*Strolls into the rave*

Hey there, now, pal...Don't you know that if you go around trying to pick on things that are smaller than you...
[He pauses to leer over Cronus, hungrily eyeing him up and down as if the troll is a piece of meat]
...that someone bigger than you might come around to pick on you..?
[He removes his hands from his pockets, using one hand to grab at Cronus' shirt, and the other hand to grab his cigarette, hovering the lit end above Cronus' face]

 

We've certainly fo+und o+ne befo+re. I think we can find a free blo+ck again easily eno+ugh...As fo+r that kiss...What will yo+u do+ if I refuse?

-grins at jame as she wraps her arms around her-

 

-tori is vibrating with conflicted arousal and jealousy. this message will never be finished. god no-

 

*church gives him a look like "same hat"*

*is also aroused, by @Orlandeau instead of @Jamethiel Knorth and @Porrim Maryam*

 

Spoiler: im so sorry for the way he is

(you havwe no idea howv aroused i am right nowv.)

 

sounds good to me.

aint a fan of rivals, anyways.

 

*church is put out at having to share his metaphorical hat with cronus*

 

"I never said that I would kill them. I have better things to do, and I don't really want Cronus blood on everything."

 

[He burns the cigarette against Cronus' face]

 

Why are the organics fondling each other?

 

*WELL. That stopped being fun pretty quickly.*

HEY, HEY, vwhoa, HEY. TIME OUT.

 

"Make you," she replies. Jame then reaches one hand up to grasp Porrim's hair and pulls her head down and kisses her.

 

Fun I´d assume.

 

For the same reasons you guys fondle each other. And don't you say that you guys don't, 'cause I've seen you guys in here, fondling it up, you know.

 

I have never fondled anyone in my life. [Blatant lies.]

 

Yeah. Right.

 

You're fondling me right now.

 

What is 'fun'? I've never heard of it before.

Norm, you don't believe me? I'm hurt. So hurt. The hurtest. [He could not sound less hurt if he tried.]

I am not. This is a hug. Hugs and fondling are two radically different things.

 

Pfffft, what's the dif?