shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

which is

there are a few options

 

all of the options.

 

postnatal abortion is always a good solution to kids

 

[gee, vwhat a couple of agenda pushers. and honestly, i feel uncomfortable vwhen vwe are not on about me?]

 

8OOOOO. lets be about ME instead.

 

Girls girls you're both horrifying no need to fight over it :P

 

i kinda think i take the cake here. being a literal demon and all.

 

[wvho are you and wvho asked.]

[for your clearly small amount of INFORMATION, vwhich you seem to retain in that small THINKPAN of yours, i am the MANLIEST of demonic MEN that there evwer vwas and can be. my masculinity is so othervwordly that its literally out of this vworld. vwatch yourself, PAL.]

 

[AHEM. demoic sexy body floating right ovwer here, HELLO.]

 

[YOU'RE NOT DEMONIC. YOU'RE JUST (in here is inserted a word that translates as a high-pitched beam noise)]

 

[jeez louise, bobby browvn. cant you say it like normal?? damn near made me deaf.]

 

[IF I SAID IT AS IT'S SUPPOSED TO SOUND YOU WOULD BE DEAF.]

[AND BRAINDEAD.]

[AND PARALYZED.]

[DUE TO LACKING A PHYSICAL FORM AT ALL. YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE WOULD BE ERASED FROM THE MORTAL FABRIC OF SPACETIME.]

 

[calm yourself there. you almost sounded smart. dont strain yourself.]

 

My bad! Calm your mantits I will definitely remember some random dream alien-demon's gender at all points in every timeline.

You okay there dude?

 

[I'M NOT A 'DUDE'.]

 

[vwell maybe you should ASK before assuming someones gender, you obtuse fuck. dont you knowv anything about being politically and socially correct? vwere you raised in a hoofbeast paddock?]

 

While the distastefully antag9nistic t9ne 9f Cr9nus is certainly pr96lematic, he is c9rrect. Assuming the gender, species, age, 9r any 9ther f9rm 9f identity can lead t9 gender dysph9ria, species dysph9ria, 9r age dysph9ria. N9t t9 menti9n, even when 9ne is c9rrect, 9ne has r966ed their c9nversati9n partner 9f a fun t9pic 9f discussi9n that may have led t9 very pr9ductive disc9urse. I w9uld appreciate it if y9u w9uld ap9l9gize, @Venture of Petrohex, f9r upsetting @caliginousAppendage as well as p9ssi6ly 9ffending many silent watchers.

 

Whoops look at me fragging up left right and center tonight my bad! Question stands though you okay? That screaming thing sounded kinda not fun.

I wasn't raised at all silly :) What does the Aerial Corps need with manners? I'm just a flighty gossipy spike-hound why do you assume I know what's polite in your universe?

...okay no I'm done being a slagsucker the initial joke maaaay have been in poor taste and you're right about the asking thing. My society didn't even recognize more than one gender til this decade cut me some slack man.

 

im not offended

 

[I DON'T SCREAM. IF I SCREAMED THIS ENTIRE SPACE WOULD BE ELIMINATED.]