shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Spoiler: Snuggle snuggle

 

[He plays an annoying jingle]

 

[He hugs Lacuna, but is still staring suspiciously at Wrench.]

Spoiler: no hurting this one either

 

=_=
[Have a one-fingered salute. Have two, even! It's a BOGO deal.]

 

It'll be okay, Whisper!

 

[Scanner cackles. and makes a lumpy mutilated heart shape with his hand and his claw. WRENCH IS FRAND NOW.]
<7

 

Hey hey hey don't leave me out of the fun!

-She drops down on Scanner from above, clinging to his back.-

HEY.

 

Yes. It will. C: [Because he is still keeping a very suspicious eye on the crazy human with the rivet gun, and will see any Shenanigans before he manages to hurt anyone.]

 

[Video game exit menu sound]

-not even thinking about it, the response is automatic-

 

[DOWN HE GOES CRASHING TO THE FLOOR. Scanner is not steadfast enough for this kind of surprise]
fUCK

 

WOW GIT GUD.

-She rolls off him.-

 

[nelsonlaugh.mp3]

 

I WOULDN'T NEED TO GIT GUD IF YOU WERE LESS OF A LEADFILLED ASS!

[He narrows his eyes at Wrench. Should he initiate a flying tacklehug? He feels like the best revenge would be to do exactly that. He takes a step back to ready himself for a running start]

 

Sorry you're such a newb.

-She pecks him on the forehead and settles back.-

 

[He licks his hand and paps her on the face.]
Sorry you're gross

 

[Anyway, time for flying tacklehug. He takes a few running steps towards @WRENCH and jumps, grimly determined. FAE TO THE FACE FUCKER]

 

FUCK SHIT WHAT
!_!
[He hits the goddamn floor. Congrats on the spikes to your many hard bodyparts?]

 

See, Whisper? They're harmless and distracted. Let's try more infusions!

 

...'small' isn't 'harmless,' but. Yes. Let's! c:

[Whisper resummons the tea table next to the meka; one of the stools has a convenient set of minibot-sized stairs should Lacuna not wish to climb or jump up onto it. Every now and then he looks suspiciously back at the pile of flailing sharp edges, but he seems to have mostly been redirected.] Any flavor preferences?

Spoiler: broody mama whisper is going to sit on this plastic egg til the cows come home

 

Hmmm, sour and sweet! That's a good blend, don't you think?

-She clambers up.-