shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Is awright, it´s cute. -nose boops-

Scrap you squishies need ta get modded fer paints? I´m so sorry.

-griiiins.- Oh I think i know what kinda story that is. Medic an´all.

 

*Shows up covered in body glitter. Blows party favor.*

happy birthday to me.

 

Nah it's cool, I'm sure you had a hard enough time of life that privilege and shit don't mean crap.

Not everything on the net is true.

Yo! Happy birthday!

 

-strangled squeak of pure joy-

 

Eh. At least we tend to run expensive enough that they usually remember to feed us and shit.

 

...I'll forgive you this time.
>_>

That sounds horrible, actually? Eugh. Eugenics.
(._(.

HEYYYY sounds like someone's up to PARTY!
*_*
^_^
[Where did he get that bottle of watermelon vodka? Who cares, he has it now and he is toasting Cronus with it.]

 

thank you, thank you. turns out the local booty shack does one free grind for the birthday man.

 

Usually?

... *uses his phone to 'hack' up a mini keg of beer with red solo cups then bows to Wrench*

It's your favorite.

 

Fuck that, we need to take you to a REAL stripclub. What kinda friends let you pay for your own lapdance? BAD ONES.
^_^
[He slings an arm around Cronus's shoulders and offers him the vodka.]

Ooooooooooor we could stay here and just get FUCKED UP.
*_*

 

*Snickers*

I'm sure someone's got a strip club alternative.

 

[Shrugs]
Some folks have fuck-y supervisors that need several reminders when the food supply runs low. Personally prefer the ones that micromanage exactly how much can go into your mouth, even if they do that whole "No you absolutely have to finish your portion who fucking cares if you're nauseous" bullshit.

 

That's... terrible dude. I'm sorry you had to go through that. At least you can just shove shit in your mouth however you want now?

 

Actually, I don't approve of the concept of 'strip clubs' as too often they are not only dens of lecherous activity, but promote the sexual objectification of women (or homosexual men, before @Cronus J. Ampora interjects to protest loudly that it was a male strip club). I refuse to financially support such establishments.

 

very bad ones.

*Takes a swig.*

 

Yeah for now we've mostly flagged a bunch of nasty disorders like the muscle calcification thing and sickle-cell. The good thing about it is most of the grey-area shit is human-specific and hard to pin down, and none of the fuckers who'd want to make sure their kid isn't autistic or bipolar aren't willing to let that kid be the guinea pig. They jump at first, until you get to "we aren't sure it'll work and even if it does they might never be able to math" and then they nope out so fast you can smell bacon. Sometimes you've got to be glad for selfishness, I guess. Besides, if they ever announced they would offer those mods they'd be slamming their dick in the revolving door of every brainsick hacker in the fucking world wrecking their shit for it. Wraith would rise from his fucking grave to ruin them.

Always an option!

 

... Like, I'm all for rights and everything but is your fun gland broken?

 

You must be SO FUN at parties, you noncy piece of shit.
9_9

No kidding.
>_>
[He steals the bottle back for a drink of his own.]

I am so many levels of concern, you have no fucking idea.
@_@

At least you guys are on top of it. I guess we should probably flag Josh down and ask him if any of the crazy fucks in the pharmaceuticals industry are looking at something similar, because HELL FUCKING NO.
>_<

 

YEP. Well I mean I can't be picky with stealing food, shit's complicated enough as is. And sometimes shoving a handful of berries in your mouth straight from the bush is kind of a shit idea, but hey nothing like a bit of poison to teach you to wait until you're really really sure you're 100% on your plant identification.

 

Seen it with my own optics. Stuck my claws in it too.

-laughs, pick her up by the back of her shirt like a kitten to see what she´ll do.-

Primus frag me do you need a medic for that stick up yer tailpipe?

 

If you find out they are burn them. Flatten them like we did with Psi-Co. Blow their shit up and torch the rubble!

Hold it to your lips for a few seconds before eating! If it doesn't burn like a bitch it's a lower chance of being poison! Please don't ask how I know that.

HOLY FUCKWEASELS I CAN FLY!