shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

But you're a robot! Your names are like Metalhead and Ironface and Machinedude!

How can you say it's probably bad when you don't know what it is?

 

14... human years?

-She runs a hand through her hair.-

 

what part of 'give me my kid back' is so hard to understand.

 

I understand it just fine. I just won't do it.

 

You ruin all my fun, sweetspark.

Ah yes. And you're a genie that looks like a human, so your name must be Fleshhands or Magicnose, of course.

 

Nolegs!

 

it doesnt even BELONG to you.

 

Damn, I should have thought of that one.

 

No. I've met some other robots and their names were like Metalhead and Ironface and Machinedude.

It's a person and it doesn't belong to anybody, so there!

 

My name is Lacuna.

 

It's a baby. It belongs to its parent until such a time as it is considered capable of functioning for itself.

And you're a child, so you're not allowed to keep it anyways.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

still my kid. the fruit of my loins. or my intestines, or wherever it was.

 

Yeah, but I met a robot called Onyx. And one called Soundwave.

 

Aaaaaand?

 

I am totally allowed and I will not let you guys deprive it of the joy of being called Goffik Zeus!

Spoiler: mpreg incident

Goffik Zeus belongs to himself and he likes me.

Those are the kinds of names robots have. Metalhead, Ironface, Machinedude, Onyx, Soundwave, Nichrome... you know...

 

Nolegs, what do you feed a baby? How do you change a diaper? Do you know what to do when it gets sick? Do you know how to make it fall asleep? If it starts crying, what will you do?

 

Milk. With magic. Wish it wasn't. Sing to it. Make it happy again.

 

Do you know how much food babies need? What kind of food? Do you know when they need to learn certain things? Can you teach him how to walk?

 

it can float.

 

A lot. Milk. Whenever they wanna learn the things. Genies don't need to walk.