shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

okay??

 

Oooooh, what am I??

 

[shrugs]
It is a feeling one has in themselves. Most cannot determine the aspect of someone else at a glance.

 

fuck yeah best lovechild i have to tell rose shell think this is the shit

anyway while im totally sure it has something to do with relationships knights are also kinda literal in how we do the thing so im going to stick to my karkat headcanons until we determine whether or not he can bloodbend once and for all

it is my truest dream the deepest desire of my heart my greatest wish

 

Everything! Ok but, what is it for? Why did it happen?

What what are you?

 

Pretend I made an annoyed noise!

 

[He laughs.] Fair enough! May it come true within your universe!

 

STOP HEADCANONING ME, YOU SOGGY BREAKFAST DISK. YOU *KNOW* ME, YOU COULD JUST ASK! HEADCANON IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING AND IT WAS A CRUEL JOKE ON THE PART OF PARADOX SPACE TO KEEP ME CHASING AFTER A NONEXISTENT GOAL

OR DOES THAT VIOLATE RULE NUMBER BUTTFUCK OF THE STRIDER ANTI-SINCERITY CODE

 

headcanon karkat snores

headcanon karkat puts ketchup on his pizza the crazy bastard

 

Human food rules are weird!!! Why can't you put ketchup on pizza or ranch dressing on your fries???

 

Universes rarely are for something.
And as for why it happened... well you may have to ask your parents about Shockwave. Not your sibling, I mean the first Shockwave.

 

[He smiles]
I am pretending.

 

i mean you CAN the food police isnt going to arrest you for crimes against humanity its just generally frowned upon who the fuck knows why

im of the opinion that ketchup pizza is adding too much tomato to a foodstuff that is already perfectly tomatoey but ranch on fries is just a delicious and crispier version of a baked potato and my opinions are clearly the correct ones

 

-She beams at him.-

Make it really annoyed. But really, I don't care what I align with. And you don't either, right?

 

-grooms ears- Hmm, I read about him. He seems to have made a huge mess.

We align with Unicron though? Why is that a question?

 

Not like THAT.

-She rolls her optics.-

 

Then how?

 

Titles from something that hasn't made it to most of our universal cluster. Nothing terribly important to its functioning, at that!

 

Weren't you listening?

 

Veroandi: "I have no idea what pizza or fries are, but I can already find myself getting hungry."


Uror: "That's hardly a surprise, 'Andi. You're always hungrier than a teralich!"


Veroandi: "You shouldn't try to eat teralich, Uror. They're too tough to be very tasty."


Skuld: "...Believe that Uror was referring to the teraliches doing the eating, Veroandi."