shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I love you too. And I won't. Ever. I swear it on my spark.

[She nods. If Fidelis forgives him it's okay!]

Well! I left and I found people who need me and appreciate me and I can do good now! So it all worked out.
Fidelis, love, this is Archive of Caminus. She is a Carrier too, but a more traditional one. Archive, this is one of my partners, my sword Fidelis.

 

I... oh my. I'm feeling a lot of pressure, but...

I'm on your side!

 

HEY

`_´

I AM DAMN GOOD AT EXPLOSIVES SHIT JUST HAPPENS OKAY?

>_<

 

It's a pleasure to meet you, Fidelis! You speak the old vernacular beautifully!

 

-the sword's attention shifts to Archive. There's a long pause-
☟︎♏︎●︎●︎□︎

Spoiler: translation

Hello

 

...✋︎ ⬧︎⧫︎♓︎●︎●︎ ♎︎□︎■︎︎⧫︎ ◆︎■︎♎︎♏︎❒︎⬧︎⧫︎♋︎■︎♎︎ ⬥︎♒︎⍓︎ ■︎□︎♌︎□︎♎︎⍓︎ ♏︎●︎⬧︎♏︎ ⧫︎♋︎●︎&︎⬧︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♋︎■︎⍓︎ ❍︎□︎❒︎♏︎

Spoiler: translation

I still don't understand why nobody else talks it any more

 

It is very old! Things change, even for people so long-lived as us. But it's a wonderful language!

 

yeah, well, graves might be kind of a bitch but i'm a hundred percent sure she's never blown herself up.

 

[Take advantage of the sword's distraction and just sort of. Step out. Yes. This is totally how to handle life.]

 

`_´

Look. I may have been not sober.

 

[She smiles at Archive. And as long as the battle mask isn't on it's even visible! Properly signaled emotions Magic.]

Oh! I didn't know you speak Primal Vernacular! That's incredible, there aren't many who can talk to Fidelis.

[Yes good. Sword-bf is making friends. She cuddles Fidelis some more.]

 

✋︎︎︎ ❖︎♏︎❒︎⍓︎ □︎●︎♎︎✏︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

I'M very old!!

 

...mmph...stop celebrating...wasn't even your joke...

 

A lot of the old information I archive is in the Primal Vernacular. It's only proper for me to speak it!

I got the impression! So to you it must seem like we all went crazy and started speaking some new language, correct?

 

WASNT YOUR JOKE EITHER BUT HERE WE ARE BINCH

 

✡︎□︎◆︎ ♋︎●︎●︎ ⬧︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎ ⬧︎⧫︎◆︎◻︎♓︎♎︎. ☜︎❖︎♏︎■︎ ︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎ ⬧︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎⬧︎ ⬧︎⧫︎◆︎◻︎♓︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ⧫︎♓︎❍︎♏︎ ❒︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

You all sound stupid. Even Master sounds stupid this time round!

 

Maybe it would stop sounding so stupid if you learned the language? And other people learned Primal Vernacular, of course.

 

[DELIGHTED HYENA LAUGHTER]

HEY!
^_^
[Fistbomping time!]

Whoa, hey HOLD ON. That's a pretty bold claim you're making!
`_´

 

Spoiler: star eyes, motherfucker.GIF

!!!!!!!!!!!!
Name your price and please teach me I didn't know the vocal components had been reconstructed!!!

 

*FISTBOMP*
It was a TRAGEDY, the POSSIBILITIES MAN.

v_v

^_^

You're the fucking best, man!