shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

No, I wanted to revisit my academic career by spending equal parts of the cycle in the lab and partying.

 

........ how bad was the fuel on obrizon?

Wait wait wait, you mean to tell me I actually had what essentially is pretty much an academic career for like 2 whole million years in the middle of a pits damned war? What goals am I gonna have in life now?
[She's mostly joking]

 

That´s different!

Well I ´sppose I didn´t miss that much real learnin´with my hacked textbooks then.

 

Depended on how much money you had or what kind of job!! -bright smile-

 

Is it? Illuminate the matter for me, nurse.

 

Pits. At least while I'm captain everyone's getting the same quality of fuel.

 

That wasn't all of my academic experience, just the most enjoyable part. There were also lectures, sparking over not understanding the coursework, and exams.

 

I'm happy!! The one I got at home- it tasted a bit stale sometimes...

 

.... Okay so if I had 1 out of three and all of the other parts what percentage of the Full Academia Experience did I get?

 

It's good that you're happy. Hopefully you won't ever have to go back.

 

I had more´n´nuff fer my frame, was just sharin´the extra. An we got fuel now so I eat just fine!

...Does "Please Primus let this work cause this fragger´s gonna die on my table otherwise" count as´n exam?

 

Okay fine. But I'm keeping an optic on you.
[She grins.]

 

-confused stare-
...Aren't we going back? When we're done???

 

Mmmm... If there wasn't crying over coursework, I'm afraid only sixty five percent. If there was, eighty percent.

-nods seriously, obviously full of shit-
Yes. Those were practicals.

 

-grins- an here I though they were coddlin ye Academy types.

 

Isn't that just half of medic training in general?? The other half being taking corpses apart??

Can if Jet wants. Don't have to.

 

Naw from what I hear dem Academy types got pratice dummy to work on and text book an stuff.

 

Hm. Cybertron has more spare materials, I suppose...

 

...I always forget. =///
Forget that I don't have to go back and then leave again???

 

Used ta have fer sure. Dunno what it´s like now, ya´d have ta ask Doc Triage or Pinkie. Cloudcrusher.