shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

were in the same boat there then
ive never made an expression in my fucking life
facial muscles just up and atrophied into nothing

thats not ominous at all

 

Why would it be ominous dude? I'M JUST FUCKING SAYING I could do some dope AF shit in here. Like no one bein able to see my face. Or somethin like it. IDEK, live out my fuckin furry fantasies.

 

consider it a healthy dose of paranoia
anyways i fully endorse the yiff fantasies
hang on i got something for just this occasion

 

Fair, there's reasons why I had body doubles.

Wut?

 

what

[it's the exact same dave, he's just glued a pair of cat lips to his face]

 

[Cue hysterical hyena laughter.]

 

you should see my leotard

 

[He's on the ground wheeezing now. He's dying. Save him.]

 

0_______________0

I... FUCKIN-- Bravo.

*Squints at the masked laughing individual*

HEY I'M FUCKING ALPHA MASK HERE FUCKO, NEAT MASK THOUGH. *finger guns*

 

HEY is that really YOUR mask or are you one of those shithead Rodentia Academy fuckers???
?_?

EITHER WAY mine is still better.
^_^
[He's still got the giggles.]

 

Wat. Of course this is my FUCKING mask I'm DEFALT. The fuck is a Rodentia Academy? Sounds fukkin pretentious as shit. Did they steal my mask? Fuuuucckkkerrrsssss....

I mean urs does expressions and that's neat. I guess.

 

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT I thought you were dead dude!!
!_!
*_*

Yeah they TOTALLY stole your whole look to sell their dumb spiel so you'll be HAPPY TO KNOW that we shut them down REAL QUICK.
^_^

 

DEFINE DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!!! I might be, idk. I am fuckkin excited to know that u shut them down. Fukkers.

So like, who. Who da fuk is u who?

 

T-bone said you were dead AND Sit said you were ex-DedSec so I FIGURE that those two probably happened at the same time, right?
?_?

 

T-Bone.... That assholeeee.... No, they didn't. I tried to join the Daves and they said I wasn't fucking 'anonymous' enough even though no one knew my identity and just because I pointed out that they fucking sucked at their jobs and I could find out who they were they kicked me out. Assholes!!

Ray is the one who killed me, or almost killed me... Or something. Fucker pumped toxic gas into my room, out of the room he was in. Didn't have the decency to die.

 

truly were a squad to be admired

 

WOW you are NOTHING like that whole stage persona, are you????
!_!

 

WAIT A SECOND are you saying the fucking Council of Daves is a real thing????
?_?
._.
o_O

What the fuck that's the DUMBEST THING EVER.
>_<

 

Nah u'd hate them. They said I couldn't join cause I was a DJ and my mask was recognizable and I'd have to wear some stupid sock over my head.

WHY thUH FUK would I be?

RIGHT? Dude, I only wanted to join to help the other dedSec members but noooo fuckkin... I mean also for the power. Clara fukkin lied to me the BITCH
Wait ur dedsec and you didn't kno? Where u at homie

 

Ratio said it was a bunch of DUMB BULLSHIT and he came from Chicago so I figure he was PRETTY TRUSTWORTHY.
>_>
#_#

SF chapter, with WAY better branding I might add. Sit and Ratio took this horse and turned it into a PRIZE RACER instead of the beaten dead thing it was after the mess a couple years back.
@_@