Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Jean, Dec 25, 2018.
The place for all your favorite non-fan song parodies, whether your own or someone else's.
Y'all have probably heard this one, but I love it so much. (Please watch the video as well, it makes an already-hilarious song even funnier!)
When I was fourteen, mom asked me to modify "God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman" to be a pagan song about the solstice. This is what I came up with:
that's much more impressive than my two randomly invented carol parodies, Away in a Bunker and While Sheperds Tugged Their Cocks By Night
(oh and a second verse to the evergreen 'dashing through the snow, with a rusty razorblade')
Okay but now I'm super curious about yours.
(if ur comfortable doing so)
lmao they're pretty short, okay. don't expect any of them to be good
Spoiler: sex and violence
[to the tune of Away in a Manger]
Away in a bunker
Not safe at all
We're sitting and waiting for H-bombs to fall
We'll be dead in an instant
And fried in a flash
And then Barclays Bank will retain all our cash
(forgive this one I made it up years ago)
[to the tune of While Shepherds Watched]
While shepherds tugged their cocks by night
All seated in a row
An Angel of the Lord came down
And had a cheeky blow
[to the tune of Jingle Bells]
(this first verse I didn't make up but heard thru the school grapevine; made up the second verse though)
Dashing through the snow
With a rusty razor blade
Cutting off their toes
Laughing all the way
Over hills we go
Leaving trails of red
Oh how happy I can be
When making people dead
Children Culture* in my area had a bunch of carol parodies and for a while I was trying to collect them xD
My favorite Jingle Bells one :
Dating through the snow,
On a pair of skies.
Over the hills we go,
Crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red,
I think I might be dead...
Rush me to the hospital
And lay me on a bed!
And for Deck the Halls :
Deck the Halls with gasoline
Light a match and watch it gleam
Watch the school burn down to ashes
Now you know not to play with matches
I can't remember any of the others xD
Edit: stupid phone typos lol
*Or whatever the term is for that stuff that kids just seem to know without anyone saying anything
Not a fan of GOT, but...
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