Song Parodies!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Jean, Dec 25, 2018.

  1. Jean

    Jean Let’s stop procrastinating -- tomorrow!

    The place for all your favorite non-fan song parodies, whether your own or someone else's.
  2. Acey

    Acey optimism and bad vision

    Y'all have probably heard this one, but I love it so much. (Please watch the video as well, it makes an already-hilarious song even funnier!)
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  3. Jean

    Jean Let’s stop procrastinating -- tomorrow!

    When I was fourteen, mom asked me to modify "God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman" to be a pagan song about the solstice. This is what I came up with:
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  4. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Merely a whitebait in the mayo of life

    that's much more impressive than my two randomly invented carol parodies, Away in a Bunker and While Sheperds Tugged Their Cocks By Night

    (oh and a second verse to the evergreen 'dashing through the snow, with a rusty razorblade')
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  5. Acey

    Acey optimism and bad vision

    Okay but now I'm super curious about yours.

    (if ur comfortable doing so)
  6. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Merely a whitebait in the mayo of life

    lmao they're pretty short, okay. don't expect any of them to be good

    [to the tune of Away in a Manger]
    Away in a bunker
    Not safe at all
    We're sitting and waiting for H-bombs to fall
    We'll be dead in an instant
    And fried in a flash
    And then Barclays Bank will retain all our cash

    (forgive this one I made it up years ago)

    [to the tune of While Shepherds Watched]
    While shepherds tugged their cocks by night
    All seated in a row
    An Angel of the Lord came down
    And had a cheeky blow

    [to the tune of Jingle Bells]
    (this first verse I didn't make up but heard thru the school grapevine; made up the second verse though)
    Dashing through the snow
    With a rusty razor blade
    Cutting off their toes
    Laughing all the way

    Over hills we go
    Leaving trails of red
    Oh how happy I can be
    When making people dead
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  7. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    Children Culture* in my area had a bunch of carol parodies and for a while I was trying to collect them xD

    My favorite Jingle Bells one :
    Dating through the snow,
    On a pair of skies.
    Over the hills we go,
    Crashing into trees!

    The snow is turning red,
    I think I might be dead...
    Rush me to the hospital
    And lay me on a bed!

    And for Deck the Halls :
    Deck the Halls with gasoline
    Light a match and watch it gleam
    Watch the school burn down to ashes
    Now you know not to play with matches

    I can't remember any of the others xD

    Edit: stupid phone typos lol
    *Or whatever the term is for that stuff that kids just seem to know without anyone saying anything
    Last edited: Dec 26, 2018
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