Stream of Unconsciousness

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Lazarae, Jan 10, 2019.

  1. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    So.

    I was so proud of myself for Adulting Good. And also sweaty because alcohol. So I stepped outside to enjoy the really nice view and the cool air.

    My door has this neat feature where if it's locked and you open it from the inside it unlocks. Without having to fiddle with the locks manually. Usually it stays unlocked. For some reason, when I closed the door (from outside) it relocked. I was in my jammies and had no keys because I was not expecting my door to lock itself.

    This is why my neighbor ended up helping me break into my own apartment at 11 PM.

    This is my life. I do so good and then top it off with a dash of stupid. Once I was back inside I had to sit down and laugh until I sprained something. This is just. How my fucking life goes. Every time! Every goddamn time! I shouldn't even be surprised anymore when everything in my life comes with a punchline.
     
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  2. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    To clarify because tone in text is hard: I'm not even remotely upset. This is goddamn hilarious.
     
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  3. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    Achieved: breakfast, coffee, shower, morning dishes. Called landlord about oven/stove. Washed crockpot so I can use it in the future. Set up temporary altar space. Need to dig out my sea glass for it but otherwise good.

    Next: make lunch. Drink more coffee. Put away dry dishes, wash rice cooker so it can be used. Assemble desk.
     
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  4. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    Desk was a Mistake. On hold until I have someone with muscles to help.

    Going to visit old program for one of the old residents' birthday (he also moved to the apartments). Gonna have to get used to aligning bus rides to my schedule.
     
  5. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    It's 4 pm on a Friday and I see no need to put on pants.

    I should probably eat something though.
     
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  6. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Hi hello & sorry not sorry for blowing up your notifications :D i just became aware of the existence of this thread

    I hope you are enjoying the pantsless beginning of the weekend!
     
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  7. Acey

    Acey breathtaking, heartbreaking

    Yoooo belated congrats on the new place!! :toot:
     
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  8. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    I have a cat now! His name is Fuji and he's very lovely, but currently hiding behind the couch. The trip in the car and the walk down the stairs rattled him quite a bit, poor baby.
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey breathtaking, heartbreaking

    PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN

    (once he stops hiding anyway)
     
  10. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    There will be pics! Once he's out and calmed down.

    He came out for a little bit to investigate, but just the immediate area around one side of the couch before fleeing back to the safety of behind it. I moved his water dish over there so he doesn't have to go far to hydrate and can take his time.

    New things are scary, I definitely understand.
     
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  11. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    He came out for snugs until I had to stretch since sitting on the floor is ouchies! Now he's hiding again, but under my bed. Progress?

    Couldn't get a good pic of his pretty eyes but

    IMG_20191014_173125653_compress14.jpg IMG_20191014_175255892_compress10.jpg
     
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  12. Acey

    Acey breathtaking, heartbreaking

    GOOD BABEY
     
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  13. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    please ignore the bottle of lube just. Sitting there.
     
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  14. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    What's funny is I bought a place for him to hide and sleep, but he's rather take a nap on the blanket I thrashed off. Maybe it smells more like me?
     
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  15. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    He eventually came out, explored my apartment thoroughly, and then snuggled lots. Now it's isolation time :(

    The shelter wanted me to keep him in the bathroom with his food + litter box so he learns that's his box or something? I gave him the blankie the shelter gave me and the shirt I wore and a toy but. He's so sad and crying and it's killing me :( I really want to take him and snuggle him but. It's just tonight and he can sleep wherever after.

    Just. He's so social and snuggly and already lonely and I don't wanna
     
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  16. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    Fuji's a face sitter. I don't mind him sitting on my shoulder on the couch, or climbing up onto my boobs. A little less ok with him laying across my throat, pressure there can be triggery. Sticking his butt in my face and snuffocating me with his floof is right out.
     
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  17. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    IT'S MEME TIME BITCHES
    (Not that y'all are bitches I love you guys very much)

     
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  18. Acey

    Acey breathtaking, heartbreaking

    Definitely either Ice Cold or Cotton Candy!
     
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  19. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Dave, Rose aaaand Roxy!
     
  20. keltena

    keltena putting the fun in executive dysfunction

    Cloud, Aerith, and Tifa? :D

    For the color meme, "Chill" jumps out at me.
     
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