I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

i was gonna observe that i had no male dwarf and no male elf pcs, and then i remembered Kirvin, who is technically a male elf. and then i took a longer look at kirvin, shrugged and went 'probably doesn't count'
still no male dwarf pcs though

eta: pcs as opposed to ocs. all pcs are ocs but not all ocs are pcs...

 

sometimes i make stupid collages. this one is dedicated to @sirsparklepants who came up with the wording

Spoiler: large image, suggestive

 

thinking about my two played wardens' response to morrigan's 'dark ritual'
(srsly it being called that made me think it was SO MUCH WORSE a thing than it actually is before i played the game)

rioghnach was like 'that's kind of ew... and i really don't like that you want to use my boyfriend as a stud... but i've got ambitions that don't include dying so FINE I GUESS you weirdo bitch'

kirvin on the other hand was just like 'yeah sounds good i don't want to die where do i sign with my penis'

 

also i got a frame for the stupid collage today so that'll look nice arranged on the wall like it has artistic merit

also to do: think of things to put on the cheapo canvasses and wooden sign thingies i got for cheap from the pound shop
none of them are big enough to encompass any of the things i listed before (except maybe suck my pokeballs that could work) but i'm fairly sure one of them will look nice if i turn it into a nice big 'FUCK OFF'

 

i'm not trying to be edgy by making all these rude sweary collages btw i'm just expressing things i can't goddamn say with my voice but really want to

 

media: exists
me: okay, but how can i make this about sex

 

new minor npc from an origins expansion dlc: acquired

Florian Phineas Horatio Aldebrant, Esquire is trans and elfblooded and a bastard, i don't make the rules

 

the wiki goes on about how he's got a great relationship with his parents for someone who lives in a Circle but look that and him actually being someone else's kid are not mutually exclusive

 

this is very true and you should say it
Actually:
his daddy insisted on his name being Like That bc he can't sire children and was so glad when their taking the occassional random dude into their bed resulted in a child happening. Even if that means the child is an elfblood and a mage and... a nervous fussy dork child...
But Dad feels a bit Insecure about being Properly his Father.

 

phrases for the two-part 'wooden' hangies:
-fuck off
-suck my pokeballs (maybe too long)
-fresh hell
-play nice
-maker's balls

 

one day imma get into my bag of yarn cutoffs and tie the long bits together into an unholy yarn bastard

 

Phildar Phil Techno, for if you just have an incredible urge to knit with pool noodles

 

also available: knittin' paper

 

note to self: when feeling less tired, take a day and go to honiton to look at antique shops

 

i need to keep better track of my ocs. i used to keep a database of the damn things

 

SECOND GEN

[KirvinxMorrigan = Kieran]
KirvinxRandom Displeased Woman = Livvy
RioghnachxAlistair = Maitiu, Carlyn, 2x more unnamed offspring
RogerxMerrill = Elgara, Revas
MerrilxAnders = 1x unnamed offspring
MerrilxCullen = 1x unnamed offspring
NatexAnders = N/A
TheoxFenris = [Athim]
RosamundexKetojan = {Kari}, Peach
ZinniaxSebastian = ?x unnamed offspring (enough to be a decent amount of political marriages)
ArvarxDorian = ?x unnamed adopted orphans
KataxSera = N/A
VigdisxBull = Signe (known as Tater)
AndyxCullen = Ameridan, Tanaleth, Talas
HeidrunxJosie = N/A
TheresaxCassandra = ?x unnamed offspring
AeronxBlackwall = Garahel (known as Rahel) and Neriah Corinne
IokastexCole = unnamed daughter
IokastexSolas = unnamed offspring

OliverxWade = Cassandra Aveline (known as Cave)
AodhxElouan = [Elandrin]
LinxCael = like 5x offspring
DovexRyol = at least one unfortunate adopted daughter

@IvyLB did i forget anyone? kids run by you without any involvement of an oc of mine are left out on purpose, because this is sort of an aide-memoire for myself and who the fuck i'm actually running...
@Mendacity hoi did we ever name any of lin and cael's kids?

 

u forgot the AndersxMerrill baby resulting from shitty little match mage and also the CullenxMerrill child resulting from even later in that timeline if things go my way

 

also add Athim to TheoxFenris u coward u know they adopt him because someone has to >:P

 

@IvyLB YOUR WISH IS MY GOD-DAMNED COMMAND
(original post edited)

 

nobody reads this except my friends but i'll do the prompt thing if anyone has any.
fandoms i know well-ish enough to maybe write something: DA, yu yu hakusho, transformers but only prime and the MTMTE comic, pokemon (all of pokemon except that Hardcore Grimdark Manga), Girl Genius (not up to date but can write generally in the world), ...probably homestuck if i'm pushed, possibly some other things try me why not