Terrible band names

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Technicality, May 20, 2017.

  1. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Post terrible ideas for band names here!
     
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  2. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    This is off-topic, as it is an awesome band name and Cedar and I have already called dibs on it, but "A History of Gender".
     
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  3. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    so i keep a list of band names on hand for if i need to reference a band in a story and i dont want to use a real band. ive been gathering names for a few years now and i like showing my list off

    Casual Background Gay
    Spurious Diphthong
    Hysteron Proteron
    Statistical Smith
    Egg Champion
    Hamlet and the Antic Dispositions
    Sex Pool For Geese
    Hunky Funk and the Funky Hunks
     
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  4. Deresto

    Deresto Was Eaten by a Grue

    This is more creepy than funny i think but when i was a freshmen in high school me and a bunch of other kids wanted to start a christian rock band called sacrificial lamb >_> most of us didn't know any instruments, heh
     
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  5. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

    i decided yesterday to design fake album covers for my fake bands. maybe i will actually finish them at some point but for now have a wip

    fakeband1wip.png
     
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  6. Deresto

    Deresto Was Eaten by a Grue

    Thats so cool
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

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  8. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Funky Voltage
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey let's see what the daylight brings

    Oh man, I don't have many terrible band names, but I need to come up with a bunch for my comic...I'ma have to camp out here. :P

    Also, if I started a band I'd probably call it Keep Summer Safe, because it's a cartoon ref (Rick And Morty specifically) but it sounds like a cool band name, and I would absolutely write songs about Nerd Shit (TM).
     
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  10. Here's a terrible real band name, not sure if they're still around- "a life threatening buttocks condition."
     
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  11. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Angry Owl Moistening
     
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  12. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    Em Dash Hell
     
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  13. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    There was a Z-list webcomic I guiltily enjoyed a lot which had a running gag of these. I can't remember many, but the first one they came up with was "The Pro-Life Murderers".
     
  14. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    Portal to the Bird Dimension

    ETA: Path of Totality
     
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  15. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

     
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    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

     
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  17. glitterchance

    glitterchance 34 Vigilant Gaze Engulfs the Void

    My wife swore she'd name her band Bearded Fetus.
     
  18. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    the out of context quotes thread is a goldmine of these

    Semaphore Apiarists
    Died Of Conspiracy Theories
    Welcome to the Battle Elk
     
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  19. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    honestly just Phantom Disco works better than the full quote

    "Rear Guard Crustacean"
     
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  20. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

     
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