that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Well I mean he's..... not wrong? Except for the names. But I mean some of it's highly speculative but there's no actual proof about who is and isn't a dominatrix.

 

That IS actually my headcanon for Amethyst, to be fair.

 

I'm so far behind I don't trust my own headcanons. It's sad, really. (Insert Bill Wurtz "How did this happen?")

 

This video is wildly NSFW although there is no actual nudity and I am gonna fuckin die

Spoiler

 

I was gonna listen to You're Welcome while waiting for my sister to wrangle a misbehaving printer and she got back sooner than expected and there was a pausing accident:

 

It's like some kind of epic anime battle.

 

I was saying that it looked like she was chasing him off with the oar and he was all "can't get me!!!" and then Aladdin happened:

One step, ahead of Moana!
One jump, ahead of the oar!

 

https://chickenstab.tumblr.com/vide...4N5TzQg/161511057075/tumblr_ok01n7XU5g1tvczt7

IM CRYING, BEST VIDEO EVER

edit: spidre

 

SPIDER WARNING ON THAT VIDEO

 

OH FUCK YOURE RIGHT, SORRY

 

i mean I guess they're supposed to be crabs but at this level of compression they look like spiders

 

yeah i assumed they were spiders as well, i just forgot thats a thing for some people

 

@Aondeug's recent status reminded me of this

 

if i ever find who did this i'll give them an award and then smash it on the ground in front of them

 

is that handsome jack as handsome squidward

 

yes and i hate it, but also you know what on second thought im making it my icon

 

A minor bit of confusion combines with obscure metric units to elicit hilarity.