that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

These are all absolutely incredible.

 

Inspirobot's wisdom tends to fall into one of three categories:

1) word salad
2) actually kinda makes sense if you turn your head to the side and squint?
3) vaguely threatening

 

Well, that one's actually pretty cool.

 

COULD YOU HAVE PICKED A WORSE IMAGE FOR THIS QUOTE

 

theyre abducting him

 

Welp.

 

part 1

Spoiler

Spoiler: cut and paste from discord

Technicality - Today at 2:54 PM

evilas - Today at 2:55 PM
dun dun DUNNN
palindromordnilap - Today at 2:55 PM

um
seebs - Today at 2:55 PM
uh
...
i'm pretty sure no
evilas - Today at 2:55 PM
((someone make a John Egbert edit for "a young man is his room"))(edited)
seebs - Today at 2:55 PM
i wrestle barb often, i do not undress barb often.
thefakestseebs - Today at 2:56 PM

Loki, is that you?
palindromordnilap - Today at 2:56 PM
holds up spork
Technicality - Today at 2:56 PM


evilas - Today at 2:56 PM
i mean
true
Technicality - Today at 2:56 PM
yeah
thefakestseebs - Today at 2:57 PM
indeed
Technicality - Today at 2:57 PM


palindromordnilap - Today at 2:57 PM


Wrong picture for that, I think, bot.
thefakestseebs - Today at 2:57 PM
DEEP PARADOXICAL WISDOM
VERY DIALECTIC
MUCH INSPO
Technicality - Today at 2:57 PM
"change won't kill you, have a cigarette"
thefakestseebs - Today at 2:57 PM


yeah, use your manipulative skills to help people
not tear them down
Technicality - Today at 2:57 PM


thefakestseebs - Today at 2:57 PM
hi, seebs
...WHAT
Technicality - Today at 2:58 PM
more weird sexy advice
thefakestseebs - Today at 2:58 PM
UH
Are you saying you're not allowed to refuse sex unless lube?
palindromordnilap - Today at 2:58 PM


um
evilas - Today at 2:58 PM
so we went from Chiomi to... uhh... lube?
Technicality - Today at 2:58 PM
in which the bot doesn't know its history


evilas - Today at 2:59 PM
lol
Technicality - Today at 2:59 PM

thefakestseebs - Today at 2:59 PM
palin that's amazing
XD
evilas - Today at 2:59 PM
I
thefakestseebs - Today at 2:59 PM


evilas - Today at 2:59 PM
I can't
this is
thefakestseebs - Today at 2:59 PM
OKAY THEN
palindromordnilap - Today at 2:59 PM
It's Ipuntya who got that one and posted it on the forum.
thefakestseebs - Today at 2:59 PM
YOU DO YOU, INSPOBOT
palindromordnilap - Today at 2:59 PM


palindromordnilap - Today at 3:00 PM
welp


I'd disagree
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:00 PM
LIES MY TEACHER TOLD ME
Technicality - Today at 3:00 PM


palindromordnilap - Today at 3:01 PM


thefakestseebs - Today at 3:02 PM
Technicality, hey, those are great!
Technicality - Today at 3:02 PM

IT'S ME

palindromordnilap - Today at 3:02 PM


evilas - Today at 3:02 PM
same
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:02 PM
Palin, wow, kinky
palindromordnilap - Today at 3:02 PM
I mean, yeah
... Uh
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:02 PM
lol #me
palindromordnilap - Today at 3:02 PM
I was talking about the thing I just posted
r

 

part 2

Spoiler

Technicality - Today at 3:03 PM


we broke the bot

thefakestseebs - Today at 3:03 PM
Oh hey, remember the shaving conversation?



Technicality - Today at 3:03 PM



thefakestseebs - Today at 3:03 PM
K
So they're suggesting you jump off a cliff?
Sounds legit!
Technicality - Today at 3:04 PM
i mean after all i am a minion of satan
might as well take the next step
palindromordnilap - Today at 3:04 PM
There are a lot that imply jumping off a cliff.



Technicality - Today at 3:04 PM



thefakestseebs - Today at 3:04 PM
I mean, with another picture, it could be inspiring you to be evil...
...oh my
Technicality - Today at 3:04 PM







thefakestseebs - Today at 3:07 PM
Yeah, I got that first one.
I mean in real life.
Technicality - Today at 3:07 PM



thefakestseebs - Today at 3:08 PM
welp
that is a good example of bland "inspiring" pap
Technicality - Today at 3:09 PM
who needs inspiration when you have InspiroBot
cantankerousAquarius - Today at 3:09 PM
I'm saving these
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:09 PM



palindromordnilap - Today at 3:09 PM
I can't believe my attempts at comforting my friends can be outsourced to a bot.
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:09 PM
now I'm sad
:frowning:
cantankerousAquarius - Today at 3:09 PM
"You have always been loser. Oh yes. An insane loser."
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:09 PM
NICE
Technicality - Today at 3:10 PM
i'm going to post all of these to kintsugi once the conversation ends
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:10 PM
good
these are amazing
wonderful
Technicality - Today at 3:10 PM





palindromordnilap - Today at 3:11 PM
Er
cantankerousAquarius - Today at 3:11 PM



1
Weirdly encouraging
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:12 PM
stop kinkshaming me, inspobot, I think thorns are the fun part
(kidding)
cantankerousAquarius - Today at 3:12 PM

Technicality - Today at 3:12 PM



1
oh shit
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:12 PM
sure why not
Technicality - Today at 3:13 PM



1


you insulting my theater group?

cantankerousAquarius - Today at 3:14 PM



1
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:14 PM
Tumblr SJ in a nutshell:



Technicality - Today at 3:14 PM
i love this bot so much


yeah, that's...how it works

thefakestseebs - Today at 3:15 PM

 

part 3

Spoiler

Technicality - Today at 3:16 PM



thefakestseebs - Today at 3:16 PM
as opposed to sarcastically?
I am hipster, I only fuck tits ironically.
Technicality - Today at 3:17 PM



thefakestseebs - Today at 3:18 PM
yes
Technicality - Today at 3:18 PM



thefakestseebs - Today at 3:18 PM



true enough
Technicality - Today at 3:18 PM


some people??? become toxins??? to cope???

1



seebs - Today at 3:19 PM
i misread the rubik's cube one as "tell yourself every day that you're polyamorous"
Zin - Today at 3:20 PM
No
Technicality - Today at 3:20 PM


the hivemind calls to you

Zin - Today at 3:20 PM
Wow
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:20 PM
I refuse to be sluttier than I want to be
Zin - Today at 3:20 PM
Ok
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:20 PM
um



true though
Technicality - Today at 3:20 PM
i mean(edited)
every human has died on earth



thefakestseebs - Today at 3:20 PM
yes, true, i have died.
...:( wow sad



Hey, I really like this one!
Technicality - Today at 3:21 PM






thefakestseebs - Today at 3:22 PM
UM
No, not really.
Technicality - Today at 3:22 PM



1
Chiomi - Today at 3:22 PM
no, getting prettified is generally pretty fun
thefakestseebs - Today at 3:23 PM
Oh, here's one that shows how well this machine understands human thought, and how very coherent its thoughts are:



Technicality - Today at 3:23 PM



thefakestseebs - Today at 3:23 PM



Technicality - Today at 3:23 PM
more boring actual inspiration






thefakestseebs - Today at 3:24 PM
and then obsess about how they're after you
k



no, now we have recordings
Technicality - Today at 3:25 PM




[citation needed]

thefakestseebs - Today at 3:25 PM
NO I'M NOT



follow for more soft violence?
Technicality - Today at 3:26 PM



thefakestseebs - Today at 3:26 PM
I love many of these
Technicality - Today at 3:26 PM
they're all great
ok, going to post this to kintsugi now

 

Jfc

 

This sounds like an advertisement for a new housing development.

Eta: I found the mate to this one

 

@Lerxst thank you for this incredible gift

 

did you mean: isaac mendez

edit: spoilers for the show heroes beyond link

 

one of my favorite exchanges on the Discord

 

tag yourself i'm land squid robot monk