This is a thread for recording cute and funny moments we have with our significant other(s). I've been writing these as profile posts for a while, and I thought it might be time to make a thread so they can all be in one place and so others can add their own stories. Here are a few new entries from tonight to start things out: 1. SO: -flexes arms- Look at these guns. Me: You need a permit for those. SO: Luckily it's easy to get one. Me: Stop shoving social commentary into your flirting. 2. Me: -while folding laundry- I have two left socks here. SO: Oh, good. I have two left feet. 3. SO: -half asleep- Two anus. Me: Three anus. SO: Don't outbid me with anus.