clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

i should note that i was not deliberately echoing her there it just kinda happened that way

 

i’m goin’ down to clowntown
the clown’s a friend to me

 

despite the fact that you post selfies here my brain said "portrait of the amethyst as a young acey"

 

honestly people subconsciously assuming i look like amethyst irl is one of my favorite things

 

okay why did i fall asleep for most of the day wtf

 

on the plus side i did my laundry (which i BADLY needed to do) before i passed out so at least i accomplished what i planned to today

 

Big sleep energy

 

THE BIGGEST

 

pearl is a can’t cook gay and amethyst is a can’t drive gay

or, at the very least, a does not have her license gay

 

Considering her diet I don’t think amethyst can cook, either.

 

See I’d agree with you, but Restaurant Wars implies that she IS capable of cooking well, so I think she probably could (and might) but also has deeply bizarre personal tastes and is far more concerned with those.

 

me hungy

 

get some fried chicken

 

i had dinner and now i am no longer hungwy

 

sosij

 

my opinions

 

my friend brian: john henry is the greatest album of all time
me:

 

Spoiler: nsfw

i may have shared this but i forget