in further misadventures of Saladin the Paladin, i missed on every attack roll last night and got hit by the dmpc when he got a critical fail
I'm playing a warlock character in a new session we've started (homebrew as always), and the god im contracted to is a god of chaos. Occasionally our DM lets me roll his d100 for some stupid or near impossible request, and of course the one time I roll a 100 ( the only way to pass) it's for my character to know a stupid song from an obscure cartoon. My character canonically knows the tune and dance moves to the Ord Shuffle from dragon tales and I hate it.
Other fun thing about my character, she was raised on "bedtime stories" from her nanny that consisted of her nanny's collection of Amish romance (think Beverly Lewis) but even more censored
