General CAT-ter (The Beanery)

I feel like there's a point at which aristocracy wraps back around into Victorian orphan and that is the point at which my Penny sits.

 

My darling has an impeccable pedigree, grandchild of champions, and should therefore be aristocratic; alas, she has the perpetual demeanor of a deprived street urchin let loose in a Lyon's teahouse for the first time. She is a thief and a tattle-tale and is probably addicted to the cat equivalent of cheap gin.

 

angel lives in the bottom right corner of Aristocratic Bastard, as is right and proper for a cat nicknamed Madame Grand Dowager Empress
the bean is an orphan with little a bastard, as a treat

 

Fiyero's an aristocrat who may have fallen on hard times but that doesn't have to affect his internal sense of self - he prides himself on his manners but leans towards Bastard solutions.

Isaac is 100% the cheeky orphan, complete with scars from street life, and while he'll pull bastard moves if he feels like he has to he defaults to polite.

They're best friends.

 

Fuji is pretty close to the middle on the aristocrat/orphan scale, and leans bastard. His favorite hobby is knocking fragile objects off of surfaces.

 

Would you like a 40-minute compilation of Dr Uri Burstyn's cats eating breakfast, featuring the occasional yell from Clawdia?

 

Local white and gold man complains

 

free him
I trust him

 

Cat is unable to comprehend why the invisible force field is disabled.

 

Both my children are heavy on the victoriana but Jet is all the way down at the bottom of the Bastard rung almost dead in the middle between orphan and lord and Cinders is constantly like 'O_O plz sir I can haz moar'

 

Perfect circle being

 

I think i fell asleep like that tonight but my back didnt like it

Reason 65 why cats have it figured out: spine only exists sometimes

 

Round x2

 

Why are cats circle

The circle is so good

 

Vanessa Stockard captures the essence of catte

Eta: one of the essences of catte, anyway

 

the addition of cat nipples is v important

 

Oh thats so good

 

As of right now, or 10:11 stream time, it looks like Kitten Academy's latest mom cat Bebop is trying to have her kittens

So far just assorted stuff has started to come out but the vet said she was baking 7 kittens so this may take a while

Spoiler: Stream

Eta: yeah she has like part of the amniotic sac poking out but they are gonna wait an hour more and maybe take her to the vet if she doesnt have like bigger contractions
U can do it, bebop, so many youtube viewers believe in u

 

What an ambitious mom! That's so many little beans

 

She has most of one kitten out :0!!
Bebop u can do it
Free the kittens to the public
Stop having your children be inside

Eta2: better pic of babie
They say "mreeee"


Eta3: the child (she just delivered kitten 2, this is 1)