Back on my bullshit

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Loq, Dec 16, 2018.

  1. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I know Oankali technically "can't" be trans bc they aren't gendered until metamorphosis, but also "genderless-presumed-future-female decides to smack all the environmental buttons that will encourage it to metamorphose male instead" is big trans vibes
     
  2. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    butler, for the first two thirds of the trilogy: certain personality predispositions are genetically-based and sex-linked
    butler, well established author, throwing off any semblance of cisnormativity for Imago: FUCK YALL FIRST-PERSON NONBINARY PROTAG
     
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  3. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

     
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  4. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    cliffno.png
    and other out-of-context wilde life panels
     
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  5. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    quarantines Tevinter Nights screaming

    I love this elf already
    he is my favorite character, rip myrion you've been replaced as protag

    I love strife
    so much

    ah, my bastard man has clearly chosen his name well

    (hello myrion you're still in second place but pls tell me what vallaslin strife wears)

    it's andruil, innit :3c

    ufufu
    something is Happening here and I like it
    (steals this clan for post-tresp ghilan rp, if I can only get ghilan east enough)

    Oh No

    Oh No

    mmm tastee magic flavor

    DALISH SHAPESHIFTER DALISH SHAPESHIFTER
    (I feel like at least one clan would call using a halla's shape sacreligious, given ghilan'nain)

    "before the clans land" :3c Something's Happening

    "the Antaam had attacked the bas of the south without the blessing of the other Qunari" EYES EMOJI
    STEN MY BOY WHAT YOU DOIN THERE
    (I am noticing a theme, here, of the triumvirate apparently not communicating with each other, if the Arigena's disavowal in trespasser is honest)

    bas-taar is Having a Time, I see
    (who is in charge of him. who do you report to, bas-taar. who has failed to notice this off-the-rails behavior.)

    mmm thin veil flavor

    MYRION QUEER

    strife remains favorite bastard

    OH NO

    strife. bb. you should know not to remove the arrow until you can stop the bleeding. son. pls.

    myrion honey you should know what demons feel like
    (alternately, mmmmmm arlathan conscious)

    VARTERRAL

    myrion and strife.... should kiss

    (is the huntmaster ben-hassrath. please tell me he's ben-hassrath.)

    ....if it's more difficult to pull any kind of power without a staff/focus, what does it say that the saarebasi we see are still capable of such dramatic spells
    w o w

    H A H
    (I wonder what Saarbrak translates to... danger-something, but danger-what? and what is it as itself rather than a compound?
    on that note, tangentially, saar-qamek would be danger-[empty mind?], which says some potentially interesting things about how exactly it works on the brain-- high-key adrenaline response, maybe?)

    ....pls tell me myrion gets adopted by way of macking on strife
     
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  6. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    P MUCH MY REACTIONS EXACTLY
    i love strife. i love him so.
     
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  7. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    karn
    someone is a nerd, I see

    OOPS

    I really desperately want to see dorian in nevarra

    I love audric being an architecture nerd

    it makes sense that the veil would be thin around a necropolis, but also: getting big vir dirthara vibes from these descriptions

    I love
    all these weird undead

    ...oh
    rip

    OH
    RIP
    rip ghost buddy

    CURIOSITY CANON >:D

    CURIOSITY BB
    CURIOSITY OF ARCHITECTURE
     
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  8. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    "before adamant" implying either the wardens are still Up There at weisshaupt and intentionally hiding, or the adamant survivors never actually went to weisshaupt
    eue

    MORE
    GAYS

    ah, yet another fantasy author who Does Not Horse

    ..........burrowing dragon. that's my theory and I'm sticking to it

    A+ lovecraft vibes

    the architect is out here making weird anti-archdemons txtit
    (or tbf one of the other sidereal magisters, we've got four or five more yet)

    I like how these random human wardens can read ancient dwarven when even most dwarves can't :) thanks bioware :)

    bread in the deep roads
    Thedas has food preservation spells I Guess

    SYNCRETISM BITCHES
    (also, the lovecraft remains strong)
    .....wait is this related to that weird blood magic shrine you can find in the tunnels under one of the desert zones

    FORBIDDEN ONES??? SYLAISE??? OWO
    GHILAN'NAIN?????


    "The aravels were unlike any he had seen. The windows were barred, and they bore more resemblance to a prison-ship than anything else." O W O

    ...mister epler was responsible for tamlen, wasn't he

    Naughty Elvhen Go In Sylaise's Genetics Wigglers To Atone For Their Sins
     
  9. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    i have not read horror of hormak bc it spooped me so i'll sit that one's liveblog out lmao i'll go back to it eventually especially bc horror content just got. worse later.
     
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  10. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I have work in the morning and so can't stay up all night to shove more of these into my face and that is UNFAIR
     
  11. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    very very lovecraftian Unseen Horror until like 80% of the way through
    canon-typical violence (animal death, darkspawn fights, etc)
    body horror
    mix-and-match chimera variety, fairly sparsely described except for the boss battle
    autonomy? horror? that fun space of "there are two wolves consciousnesses inside you, one wants Murder and one Does Not" that origins liked to play in
    A Gay Dies
    bioware's other favorite trope, Kill Your Loved Ones To Avoid Their Date Worse Than Death
    ancient Elvhen culture and all the upfuckery that tends to involve
     
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  12. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    thenk this is good to know, i think point one is what did me an actual frighten, the rest i can deal with even if i won't like it.
    if u want i can give you some content warnings for the next ones, there's a couple rly fucked up ones but the Wigmaker's Job stands out. by like a lot. Luck in the Gardens is also very lovecraftian horror and body horror-y.
     
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  13. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I'm good but thanks <3
     
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  14. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    repotted the poppies, buried micah and connie under them. feels right.
     
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  15. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    anyway ace mood of the day is making vague confused sounds while every other cashier on-shift regardless of age makes thirst noises after a football player comes through the store
     
  16. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    urge to edit.... rising.....

    "it will feel us" OWO
    SKYHOLD SPIRIT CANON

    "Skyhold would be preserved, but defanged" aight time to throw canon out the window got it

    eyy more fodder for "samahl walks directly into skyhold like a dumbass"

    Oh Dear

    .....I can understand wanting to preserve the art, but also: Do Not Touch Solas' Art

    Oh Dear

    ah, the Solas Varghest

    anyway considering it canon that Solas splintered himself and left Spirit Gunk in his paintings as a phylactery soul jar and that's what grew into Regret

    BEE BOMB

    "the regret of a god" HI SOLAS WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT NOT WORSHIPPING PEOPLE
    YOU BARMY FUCKING HYPOCRITE

    ....honey that's a good way to get possessed

    anyway as much as I like the tastee flavour happening there I'm gonna just ignore this part of canon bc I Do Not Agree with skyhold being entirely abandoned for any inquisitor I've played
     
  17. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    squints
    you may tentatively have FIRST-PERSON narration, sir, but I am Suspicious

    hehehehehe nb protag

    DORIAN???

    DORIAN???

    DORIAN!!!!!

    D O R I A N

    Feketekuty gets Best Author prize simply for capturing the Disaster Queer Friends vibe so well

    o h

    mizzy has big gess vibes

    KRAKEN FREN

    O O P S

    hm. don't like that. put them back.

    im lov dorian

    BLESS
     
  18. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    demon?

    oh babey

    I vaguely recall the ivo name...... Why
    PROVINGS THAT'S IT

    anders distrust wardens CANON

    werewolf? owo

    WEREWOLVES OWO

    enjoyable but not particularly juicy imo, not much worth liveblogging
     
  19. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    CASS? OWO

    everyone in this so far except Cass is an asshole. I will continue reading it on the off chance that some of them become lovable assholes. but I do not have high hopes

    cyrros is the only vaguely interesting character so far

    okay sidony may have one (1) approval

    s i g h

    S I G H

    yeah this one wasn't worth the time it took to read
     
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  20. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    me: spends literal years moving to a more painterly style, hasn't done proper lineart in ages
    also me, full of hubris: what if I make the beastfolk dollmaker I want to see in the world
     
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