Back on my bullshit

Spoiler: streets of minrathous

welp
that's one way to start off a tevinter story

PROSTHETICS

I like neve

definitely stealing quentin for the minrathous rp

SNOW CHICKEN
SNOW CHICKEN
WHO NAMED YOU, NEVE

aight so there's still shrines to the old gods, good to know

yeah this seems par for the course

o w o

huh! this is definitely a more fun mystery than death mage was

this is the second time Things Beyond The Fade have come up and I'm just OWO
plot twist the maker is a Thing Beyond The Fade

NEVE

EYYYY

oh boy wigmaker's next this is gonna be fun :3c

 

following the same name charts/traditions, shelobah's deadname was probably shalon; not sure she was part of a House before the Tong, but if she was she's definitely cut herself off from it.

 

Spoiler: the wigmaker job

effervescent

hm yeah somebody's got a kink

squints
is alti not the canon plural of altus

O W O ERIMONDS

O W O CROWS

black is still a funeral color, at least in antiva. interesting!

hi I love the crows

hi I love the crows
and also all this magic shit
(and confirmation of 'them' being a common enough pronoun to be in contention for the mystery client's)

loving both the magic fashion and the beginning inches of horror ramp-up

is that a joke about game models

Oh Boy Red Lyrium

HONEY

fun for the whole party!

lucanis is a wholeass mood

"andraste's holy cabbage" I'm DYING is this a more polite andraste's tits

mmmm I want zara to come back

 

pls bioware i am begging make the dellamortes important da4 players. and neve. and hollix. and vaea. and two more you'll meet in eight little talons

 

pinballs
no, brain, we do not need to be an hour and a half early

 

accurate

 

ultimate legacy party: Anders, warden sibling, varric
I'm gonna inflict this on the hawke for dandelion's run

 

so I'm on the wiki page for New Path, right, to figure out who I can safely bring to be Bad Decisions Buddies with merrill
and they've got the subtitles for all the clan sabrae ghosts who attack you along the way, including

and I'm just OWO
more fodder for my Tamlen Is A Fucking Nerd headcanons
and for quizzie!Curiosity having chronic insomnia

 

considers playing chicken with da2's quest tracker
the wiki says you have to finish murder of crows before new path, BUT you can leave moc halfway through, once you find zev for the first time, and come back to the crow camp later if you sprung him
so theoretically
I should be able to start moc, murder clan sabrae, and then finish up and leave samahl's timeline painfully intact

 

I know this line happens regardless of worldstate, but also it hurts so much better having macked on him with a mahariel :333c

 

HEY FENAREL WHY ARE YOU IN CAMP NOW WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS

 

this is in fact possible : ) rip buddy

 

anyway now that I've done those quests it's back to destroying samahl's peace of mind :D

 

Still like this bit, past me knew what they were about

 

poking the clan sabrae wiki page for names more like

EYES EMOJI

 

I want.... long intricate plotty fic

 

I appreciate that most of it appears to be tagged for easy avoidance, but also: why are there so many modern/no-powers/mundane aus for Naruto fic
why have you taken away all the interesting bits of canon

 

>interesting premise
>potentially entertaining pairing
>21k words
>last tag is "#sakura and azula bashing" :/

 

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SAKURA HATE