Back on my bullshit

i genuinely do not get it what has my pink haired punch queen waifu ever done to people
like she's a bit of a bitch yes but CAN YOU BLAME HER

 

me: I want quality naruto fic but ao3 is failing me
ANBU legacy: graces me with an update
me: :0

 

til the first Witcher game and DAO run on the same engine and I am Having A Time

 

okay @ future me tabbing out Will crash witcher and/or your entire computer, it simply cannot handle it, don't do that again genius

 

confirmation: in game continuity, mages explicitly study "bacteria and viruses, the ways germs spread as well as genetics"
anachronism who

 

i love the weird little mess that witcher's scientific timeline is. just. Any given thing you can basically toss five coins up in the air and the imaginary sixth one making it an odd or even number of heads determines whether or not any given thing is known/studied

 

@ me jess' mom's name was belavahn/Bella, namesign 'ask' doubled; wore dirthamen

 

requiem - fisara, wore june
jess - mirae (hand-take before she decided she wanted to be Hawke 2.0 apprentice-hawk)
cogs- hareas
jess' dad - ean'harel, wore andruil

 

exhausted for No Gotdamn Reason

 

Witcher Stop Fucking Crashing challenge

 

appreciation: this survey about queer identities, mental health and substance use/abuse included a resources page at the end with crisis lines and recovery programs

 

this week self spa Wednesday is eating lunch in a hot bath with fanfic

 

so I finally bit the bullet and refiltered, excluding "alternate universe - modern setting"
and went from 2000 pages of results to 500
why is there so much modern bullshit

 

somehow purple!hawke (boudicca) ended up the least trashfire in the trashfire worldstate, and that's a little scary

 

say what you want about 90f weather but being able to walk out of a hell shift into nature's 360° heat pack is glorious

 

flight rising be like "no copyright-derived material in your skins" and then makes fuckin dorian-styled robes and calls the full release "Magister Regalia"

 

look at this "Advisor" set and tell me that's not fucking dorian

 

a current inventory of Witcher alchemical ingredients:

Spoiler: plants and plant-adjacent

sewant mushroom
crowseye
white myrtle petals
green mold
celandine
Berbercane fruit
hellebore petals
fool's parsley leaves
balisse fruit
beggartick blossoms
Feainnewedd

Spoiler: monster mats

Ghoul blood
Echinops rootstock
Archespore juice (?? juice????)
ginatz's acid (from drowners and drowned dead)
Beast fangs
Beast liver
cadaverine
Drowner brain tissue
spores (spawns on both Echinopsae and Archespores)
Drowned dead tongue
Abomination lymph
Alghoul marrow
Graveir bone
ectoplasm
Bloedzuiger blood

Spoiler: misc

Calcium Equum
white vinegar
lunar shards
wine stone
powdered pearl
naezan salts
quicksilver
ducal water (holy water?)
Optima Mater
sulfur
Fifth Essence
Albar's Crystals
phosphorus

and these are all things geralt will willingly (after processing) put in his mouth

 

*looks at list* the fact that so far as I know no witcher potions are canon psychedelic is insane to me tbh

 

at least one of them has "hallucinogenic" in its description that I've seen :p I just chugged most of mine for a boss battle so I don't have it in my inventory anymore but I distinctly remember it, I'll have to poke the wiki until it falls out