that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Spoiler: tw: implied bestiality

 

Oh my god w h at
That's fucking hilarious what even

 

I'm pretty sure a hentai with that premise already exists somewhere.

 

The sponsor plug in this video, mostly because I absolutely was not prepared for the joke.

 

IM CRY XD

 

The blog "How To Write Badly Well" and its accompanying book. My favourites include the mixed metaphors entry, with lines like "I stepped up to the plate and prepared to eat my words" and "We seem to have reached a fork in the garden path you've been leading me up". And this, which defies all description.

 

The "khlav kalash" scene from The Simpsons has been stuck in my head for a few days and for some reason it's disproportionately hilarious.

 

apologies for the double post this is just killing me

 

I've been looking at pictures of geckos for reference.

This one looks like a cartoon gecko that has seen some shit.

 

I was looking for the lyrics of doriko's Cat Food and instead my search engine gave me this image:



I just wa

you if I

explodes




the end

 

Spoiler: Found the full lyrics

Looks like it's from a DIY project for a relative's wedding, song lyrics of significance to them. The person behind the project semi-hid the post since apparently one the materials is bubbling with age, and needs to be switched with something else in the future.

 

the truncated version looks like a rejected e.e. cummings poem

 

You can’t just drop a juicy excerpt like this here and NOT tell us what it’s from!!

 

I just got it from the Twitter post I linked, so you know what I know!

 

Alas! If anyone finds out, please tell—I seriously want to read this garbage. XD