that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

this lie detector skeleton:


“patents don’t have to be good, they just have to be new”

 

but this one IS good

 

People are paying someone upwards of 100 dollars to commission the hotdogification of anime girls. This is one of the commissions.

 

Here we see Great Grandma Ollie doing The Sacred Dance Of The Hot Dog, circa 1920-something.

 

"NO DEAD BIRDS taped to this door unattended I cannot believe this needs to be said"

 

Well that escalated quickly. And weirdly.

 

If you know how to keep liquids in, and how to direct liquid sprays, you know how to keep liquids out...? And war money is big money.

 

My favorite thing about this is that you could truthfully (ask any cryptid!) say that it isn't worse than other solutions to the same problem. Once the quality descends down into the realm of "doesn't work", the rest is details.

 

I just remembered when I was in high school I took a powerpoint (and other things) class, and the final grade was to pick a topic and demonstrate all the skills you'd learned.

Well, I decided to do an animal, and chose cows. The music was a who let the dogs out parody called who let them cows out, blasting over the computers speakers while I put the fanciest transitions I could find in. I believe I even used comic sans for the text XD

 

Do you by any chance still have a copy? Because that sounds delightful.

(Also @ChelG I AM SO FLATTERED ;u;)