Out of context quotes thread

Harry Potter is just british Naruto

 

Well now I have a vision of Harry Potter Naruto running between Death Eaters to get to Voldemort.

 

"Why birds? Why birds?"

 

"Is this what getting a girlfriend was like in the 60's? You hear some girl in your town is possessed by Satan, so you show up at her work and go 'SO I'VE HEARD' and then you drink coffee?"

 

"did you have to google 'owl girl hentai' to find that image or did you already have it saved to your hard drive"

 

"also yes this means that of the big three bleach is the only one thats technically saved from the horrors of the 2080s because it never lasted as long as naruto or one piece to get hit by this thanks partly to its current lack of popularity and also the whole thing with Kubo becoming a monk"

 

"we welcome everyone but healing birds"

 

"the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post"