Out of context quotes thread

"I stand by my statement that Wulf is mathematically a snacc, and should therefore be considered canon"

 

"needs to take a vacation that doesn’t end in parasitism and murder!!"

 

"FLOOFTYS DEAD AND YOURE THROWING AROUND CRABS????"

 

“Now if you’re wondering why bartenders shake drinks in shakers for a ridiculous amount of time it’s because bartenders love attention.”

 

"now you might want to make some tiny tweaks to make sure noone ever knows that it's actually two bus fronts stapled together"

 

"why cant there be true crime stans for other crimes where r the girls being like omg bernie madoff was kinda cute w that ponzi scheme"

 

"the request is trying to call back, but no screams escape the void()"

"What if it's another Pathos in the lava :P"

"i can't believe i can fix the mutex lock by closing the fridge door"

 

"Did you offer up a sacrificial chicken to the fridge ghost?"

 

I can't tell if that's a shitpost or incredibly evocative poetry.