Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: NSFW

 

"i don't think this yarn should be so expensive! the only way it could be worth it is if it was made from the pubic hair of God Himself"

 

that story's got so many deeply weird quotes doesnt it

 

"i hate it. please make more."

 

Let's light this candle!

 

"(disclaimer: please do not try this at home kids. leave the licking of rocks to the professionals)"

"also for the record i did not know there was hcl on the rock."

 

You know, I'm gonna go ahead and say that's not a broken aesop, that's some "reap what you sow motherfucker" vindication. Evil wizard's mechanizations literally created the weapon used to kill them.

 

The comment went on to explain further, I just thought that part was funny.

 

"which is absolutely horrifying, conceptually speaking! hahaha funny muppet game am i right?"