clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

https://musictaste.space/request/hardy-flower-354

this is really fun, if any of y’all have spotify you should compare your taste to mine!!

 

we apparently match 13%

 

WHY do glasses get so dirty so fast...

 

like okay this is probably my biggest complaint about having to wear glasses.* even worse than the fogging and the fact that they’re a bitch in the rain, because those are more situational whereas dirty glasses are a fucking CONSTANT. they just get so grody so fast...:(

*in theory i probably COULD wear contacts, but i learned from cosplay that i cannot get the damn things in and i’m too lazy to learn

 

i feel like my undereye area/eyelids are like Greasy and thats the problem

 

Ohhh that could def be a factor, my face skin gets kinda oily sometimes and also I have allergies and cry a lot...

 

metadata is fun :)

 

this is why i shouldn’t tweet while stoned i guess

 

this is what i put up with on a daily basis

 

for all pearl needs to say fuck and amethyst already says fuck every time steven leaves the room, i feel like not enough people talk about the objective fact that connie is definitely at the point in her life where she can, will, and does say fuck on a regular basis

 

Dad is a personality type irrespective of gender or parental status

 

had a great chat with @cantankerousAquarius the other night

Spoiler: nsfw, wead, long and bad

aceyyy02/25/2021
dude i;m so ufucing hgugh
[10:02 PM]
...wow
[10:03 PM]
i also apparentluy rely more on autocorrect to type stoned than iu thiguth
[10:03 PM]
bc i cant on mhy laptop without this shit happeninf apparently lmao

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
I choose to believe that u make random guttural “fnerghufl” sounds whilst high

aceyyy02/25/2021
i mean i did laugh atthat in a way that did sorta sond like that so
[10:05 PM]
probably
[10:05 PM]
canon
[10:05 PM]
canon in my irl life

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Just sprinkled in sentences where words should go

aceyyy02/25/2021
ye

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Carrying on like u did nothing odd
[10:05 PM]
We all kno what u meant anyway

aceyyy02/25/2021
p much lmao
[10:06 PM]
also
[10:06 PM]
from earlkietr

[10:06 PM]
im funnye
[10:07 PM]
i thought that while on a walk

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
FU C K

aceyyy02/25/2021
file this with "keeping ur hair short to make eating pussy easier" under Things I Want To Write Into Pearl's Narration But Can't

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Pearl voice “EXCUSE ME I keep my hair short because it is PRACTICAL and LOW MAINTENANCE"

aceyyy02/25/2021
but that is only PART of why

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Amethyst voice “and it makes eating pussy easier”

aceyyy02/25/2021
it is also more practical for eating piussy
[10:09 PM]
yeah
[10:09 PM]
canon

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Pearl spluttering and conspicuously not denying outright

aceyyy02/25/2021
Y U P4
[10:10 PM]
ACCUIATE

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
The phrase “not the ONLY reason” is heard

aceyyy02/25/2021
Y E A H

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Immediately before she l e a v e s

aceyyy02/25/2021
a conversation they have definitely had inc anon tbh

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Does the ramrod-straight-back thing

aceyyy02/25/2021
yes
[10:11 PM]
correct

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Girl can’t lie

aceyyy02/25/2021
relatedsly im listening to the devil wapped down to georgia
[10:11 PM]
and i still hate how much i unironically love it

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Hehehehe

aceyyy02/25/2021
also yeah like lbr that is definitely why
[10:12 PM]
or at least oart if why
[10:12 PM]
source:
[10:12 PM]
am gay
[10:12 PM]
hav short hair
[10:12 PM]
this is in fact a consideration of mine despite it not having been relevant for over three years lmao kill me

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Pearl keeps her nails short ONLY BECAUSE PRACTICALITY

aceyyy02/25/2021
OBVIOUSLYK
[10:13 PM]
...fuck that's also a mood tho
[10:13 PM]
and bc long nails r sensory bAD

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Amethyst, distantly: for pussyyyyyyyy
[10:14 PM]
Pearl had come back into the room to defend her short nails despite no one having brought them up

aceyyy02/25/2021
IB=wassdfi;odaskljfsadkl
[10:14 PM]
she DID
[10:14 PM]
fucking chirst this is perfect

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Amethyst wandered off to make a sandwich

aceyyy02/25/2021
fuck i need to draw this comic

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
But pearls voice fuckjng carries when she’s worked up

aceyyy02/25/2021
YEAH

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Oh fuck ok in context

aceyyy02/25/2021
sometimes the bird Screm

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
This implies everyone hears when she fucks

aceyyy02/25/2021
no they definitely do
[10:15 PM]
that's why she never brings her dates to her place

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
HAH

aceyyy02/25/2021
but now she can again :)
[10:16 PM]
because there is no longer a Child in the house

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Amethyst is making a peanut butter and pickle sandwich

aceyyy02/25/2021
LUIKFhasjNLJKSDA,.J
[10:16 PM]
peanus butter and pickle rick sandwich,

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
The peanut butter keeps the bread from getting soggy quite so fast when she dumps the fucking pickle jar on it but it’s still a challenge and that’s part of the fun(edited)

aceyyy02/25/2021
KL,JMGFSDL;IKF.JDS
[10:17 PM]
FUCK
[10:17 PM]
she would. she absolutely would

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Bonus points she’s got the most bored look on her face

aceyyy02/25/2021
i mean that was basically what she did while making "egg salad"
[10:18 PM]
while actively depressed

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
Yelling abt pussy w her monstrosity sandwich
[10:18 PM]
Normal Tuesday morning

aceyyy02/25/2021
just. throwing eggs in the garbage disposal and grinding them up and then reaching in and eating them
[10:18 PM]
and yes
[10:18 PM]
she's shapeshifted into tuesday puppy

cantankerousAquarius02/25/2021
I have forgotten all of this

aceyyy02/25/2021
it was steven vs. amethyst
[10:19 PM]
s3e19
[10:19 PM]
i'm high enough that this is the extent of my knowledge aboiut the world

 

half of my amethyst’s vocabulary is swear words i’m p sure

 

i’m obsessed with this meme

 

got these fun earrings on the way :3 my cousin’s eldest made the mushroom ones!!

 

i accidentally shoplifted some pins from hot topic on my bday (had planned on buying them but couldn’t afford them at the time so i had the clerk take them off my purchase, but he accidentally put them in my bag anyway and i didn’t notice until after i’d gotten home...whoops, shit happens tho and he’s a good dude) and i felt p bad about it but today i paid for them and also got some v cute jewelry :3

 

sometimes you just end up passing out in bed before dinner and sleeping until like 11:30 pm and totally fucking up your sleep schedule and that’s okay,