clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

the best first comment on the new chapter i could’ve possibly hoped for tbh

 

i think it’s extremely funny how right-wingers and fundies continually manage to make queerness sound really awesome and also far more interesting than it actually is

where’s my fucking demonic power dammit

 

i’m so proud :’)

 

hell yeah

 

no one:
me:

(with apologies to @TheOthin for my rambles lmao)

 

love my new mask

 

how get girlfriend

 

scry the monster energy drink
it wont help that much but it will show you either ur nostrils or an image of a cool dog near u

 

does it need to be a specific flavor of monster or will any do

 

Probably any? I think it just has to be caffienated because (i cant think of a joke about like gamer gf or something)

 

brb teleporting to the liquor store bc they have my favorite energy drink in stock, or at least they did a few days ago

 

steven inherited his dad’s himbo energy and i love it so much tbh

 

Spoiler: horny

would love to get laid one day. i miss sex so fucking much, it’s been almost four years and i die

 

if i can get my room clean and budget my stimulus properly i intend to reward myself by purchasing a cool sword

 

What kind of sword

 

I’m leaning heavily towards this one! I don’t know how functional it is, but I only intend to use it as a display piece (and for hot Sword Lesbian photoshoots) and it’s one of the more affordable swords that’s Actually Pretty so idgaf.

 

the sunset district of sf is so pretty ;0;

 

i’m being attacked

 

serious writer!!!