Terrible band names

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Technicality, May 20, 2017.

  1. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    So basically I was visiting this fishing village in some nebulous Cold Place where they'd historically had issues with overfishing meaning that the local population of giant sentient sealions were raiding them for whatever food they had.

    Their solution was to give the sea lions their dead, dying, and wanting to die, which worked so well that people from miles around were coming to give themselves to the giant pinneped euthanasians. I was a person with some kind of terminal illness doing a personal tour and being introduced to the individuals who would have each piece of me like, "This is Oarweed, she's gonna eat your heart!"
     
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  2. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    People who say all dreams are boring when you try to explain them are liars
     
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  3. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Sounds very much like something Neil Gaiman would put in a short story collection.
     
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  4. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    “The Walmart Tiki Dimension”
     
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  5. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    My friend referred to formaldehyde as "cadaver Pepsi" and I think that sounds awesome.
     
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  6. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    My latest entry in the fanfic quotes thread included the phrase Obscure Revenge Calculus.
     
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  7. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    there is presumably context for this image.png

    This image was posted in a discord channel talking about fixing a game mod and I don't know what happened here but those randomly generated creature names are almost all potential band names
    (That cut-off one at the bottom says Crevasse Cinereous and I have no idea what Seamstress's first name is)
     
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  8. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    (from my blogette) Intuitive Heroin.
     
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  9. Lazarae

    Lazarae The tide pod of art

    Is that the... something Tub name mod?
     
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  10. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    tag yourself i’m Puny Astronomer
     
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  11. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    I'm broccoli trampoline
     
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  12. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    Advanced Protective Tub is responsible for generating those names, yeah! That mod works fine, the broken one is the one that implements the area that creature pile is in
     
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  13. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Wallace's funk band in the comic Leftover Soup is named Too Funk To Druck.
     
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  14. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Watched Bidoof's Big Stand, and Sneezing Beaver sounds like a great name for either a punk grrl band or an STD.
     
  15. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Psychic Teenage Bloodbath is the name of a novel Amazon recced to me, and we're all more likely to write several stories than have several bands, so I suggest we use this thread as story title inspo too.
     
  16. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    One Pixel Difference
     
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  17. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    Mineshaft Infinity

    and also

    Multi-Mineshaft Pileup


    (minecraft structure generation did a strange)
     
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