that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

“Me mum’s a tree!” Said with a very thick accent

 

Second season of bigtop burger is off to a great start, have already watched it several times lol. I HIGHLY suggest watching season one first so you can properly understand who the characters are, and the entirety of the first season is only about 11 minutes long so it's not a big pain to catch up.

 

MOOD XD

 

this is like madlibs but about the TopGear dudes
the way the guy keeps cracking up reading it is what really gets me

(there are a couple of nsfw phrases)

 

also this
contains swearing, and probably breaking bad spoilers
ive never seen the show so this is now what i imagine happens

 

I had a screenshot to go with this, but it won't let me upload it so here's just the text:

Picture a regular park bench flanked by two soldiers

 

I saw this while scrolling through Tumblr in the car yesterday and cackled so sharply that my dad and my bff both turned to look

 

I just remembered when I was little and family members would get me and my sister gendered toys, like hina would get dump trucks and hot wheels, and I would get barbies and cooking sets but the one thing they considered to be a gender neutral toy, the one thing, were little plastic farm animals. Cows and sheep and pigs and horses and even a herding dog. Nothing else, though, just the animals. I used to use my sister's Linkin Logs to make enclosures

It's really funny to me now considering my obsession with making giant expansive farms in minecraft, stables and barns included

 

An r/nosleep series in which the demonic severed head haunting the protagonist is dubbed "Jerkface".

 

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I think my favorite thing there is the demand of Walmart gift cards specifically.

 

Bizarre timeline issues in the book "Belinda Blinked" - according to TVTropes:

Also,

 

This might just be what makes me finally sit down and listen to My Dad Wrote A Porno.

 

It's so good! The beginning starts off immediately ridiculous and keeps getting more funny as it goes

 

I think I have a new favorite Tingler title.

 

Bizarre scifi covers which have nothing to do with the content.

 

Pregananant: The Musical.

 

That was shockingly good.

 

I can't tell whether this is insane or brilliant.