shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*pulls a spear out of her Gem and throws it at @Vegetoid*

 

[FIGHT]

Vegetoid makes carrots fall from the top of the box in a straight line, which disappear when they touch the bottom of the box.

3 damage on hit.

 

i'm the only sentient vegetable this thread needs
get OUT of here

 

*summons another spear, tries to get @Vegetoid in the eye*

 

Vegetoid seems kind of bruised.

[FIGHT]

Vegetoid makes various vegetables fall from the top of the box, which bounce when they touch the bottom of the box.

3 damage on hit.

 

Skewers a bunch of the vegetables on his horn

 

*cheers Pearl on and throws flowers at her*

 

*tries to get @Vegetoid in the other eye with another spear*

 

Vegetoid seems kind of bruised.

Contains Vitamin A

 

*tries to ram a spear up one of @Vegetoid's nostrils*

 

(Vegetoid shatters into dust.)

YOU WON!
You earned 6 XP and 1 gold.

 

that's more like it.

 

Ugh, this is a grinding game? I hate those.

 

*is now 1 gold and 6 XP richer*

Now that vegetable is out of the way...

 

I don't think I like veggies.

 

Hey Pearl you did pretty good. You're better at poking things than being food. Want to ride on me and we can spear things together?

 

@Death's-head Gladly.

*mounts @Death's-head*

 

That would almost sound romantic if it weren't coming from a terrifying fuck-off rathorn. Swoon.

-weapon's grade eyebrow waggle-

 

*squawks and blushes*

 

I wonder if there is anything else we can kill for points.