Lord almighty, that's a dick.

DICK LAMP DICK LAMP

 

So when you showed me this on Discord I thought it couldn’t get worse, but then I scrolled further down and uH

 

Does that count if it's so obviously intentional?

 

3500₤?

 

Look, if people are buying the etsy gemstone dildos up thread I guarantee that someone with more money than sense will pony up for this bullshit.

 

Not a dick, but uh…

…there’s really no better thread for this tbh.

 

Presented without comment XDD

 

nature is just trolling at this point

 

That or running out of ideas.

 

It really is dicks all the way down huh

 

Let's all be real, paredolia is a helluva drug XDD

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/plantclinic/comments/td8wwr/how_to_fix_my_cactus

 

Whole next level to "go sit on a cactus and spin".

 

This one is cheating, it's a case of actual vandalism.

 

To be honest, the second picture actually looks like it says "PENTS".

 

Got a penis in me pents

 

...stitch pattern is called 'avocado'...



Not the colour I would have picked XD

 

Ok but I'd wear a sweater like that and pretend I had no idea for *weeks*