clowntown daily dispatch (acey’s bejeweled baguette): currently screaming about fanfiction

azumanga daioh was right, there IS a Damn Car

it has been sitting abandoned right across the street for AGES

they are finally fucking towing it thank god

 

(pearl voice) stop FUCKING calling me "EPIc Divorce Gem",

 

boner

 

desperately trying to figure out how to draw a shark furry for terrible reasons

 

That would be a smoothy, because as we all know, sharks are totally smooth. The smoothest.

 

This shark furry is going to be required to wear a fursuit made of the smoothest silk around, don’t worry!

EDIT: Also yes, a shark furry would 200% be a smoothy.

 

arabian sand boas look dumb as shit and i love them

 

:)

 

we have reached that time of year where i must now start shaving my legs again so i can wear leggings and long socks without being itchy af

i mostly do not shave because i am Lazy and also Kind Of Terrible At It but i do v much enjoy having shark-smooth legs and lying under a soft blanket. like hehe legy smoofh

 

okay but SERIOUSLY why does leg hair itch so much under close-fitting fabric like that and also why does it NOT do that with denim? like i've never had the itchy leg shit happen with skinny jeans but with leggings? with knee socks? pretty much invariable and Not Fun

 

based on an actual discussion i had in therapy on thursday

 

@Acey
Amity's mom IS a milf. there are people with whole art accts basically dedicated to what a milf she is, tbh

 

exactly
also, a relevant post i made when escaping expulsion aired:

 

my allergies are killing me y’all, i am going to punch the fucking plants

 

mother nature can catch these fuckin hands. come at me bitch, i’m already an itchy congested mess!!

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS………

 

darling, the dose might be my fave of the new songs but also…brontosaurus and less than one…synopsis for latecomers…the whole fuckin album. i’m fucken obsessed y’all