Bad, Hilarious, Or Just Absurd Baby Names

You could do some dangerous baby names with that

 

I’m??????

 

That's... A Lot

 

Fun birthday tho

 

Spotted in the wild (OP is a friend of mine). That poor fucking kid…

 

Not bad or absurd- very much not making fun of this guy's name- I just want to appreciate that today's dasher is named Aladdin.

 

A bold choice.

 

I can't believe it took me this long to realize this. Cross posted from Puns.

My grandma was born on December 21st. Her name is Carol.

 

Beautiful. Perfection. Belle would have also been a good choice.

Edit: sleigh bells? Ehhhh? Im very tired, it would likely have been funnier for you lot if I only posted the first bit

 

This is a tangent, but Carol is also my aunt’s name.

She was named after a hurricane.

 

Spoiler: Big pic

someone had a kid on Halloween and made a choice

 

[thinking emoji] maybe the kid’s bday is on halloween, but they only claimed to be named Lucifer for the halloween party lulz?

 

*insert joke about Halloween being the devil’s birthday*

 

K1
That's it
That's the name
Ran across this student at my uni and I'm just... okay.

 

I named my daughter Asphodelia in my gothy-stardew save (married Sebastian of course) and I can't tell if it's kind of campy and cute or just cringe lmao

 

It's my oldest save file so I named her about 3-4 years ago

 

I'm just gonna drop this here without further comment.

 

Oh god, so I'm not sure how it's actually spelled, but this guy being mentioned in a true crime podcast I'm listening to has a name that's pronounced as "Cretin." Poor dude.