So unfortunately I must start this post out with some horrible information: Lindsay Lohan is auctioning off an NFT of her “fursona.” And I put “fursona” in scare quotes for a very good reason, because uhhh… Well. This is the fursona. Spoiler: cw: just godawful character design
As I saw it said elsewhere: you can tell it wasn't drawn by an actual furry because where are the ears.
Honestly as massive a problem as that is, what’s really getting to me personally is the freckles. Like, there are ways to give freckle-like markings to furry characters that still look like they belong on fur ffs, there’s no excuse for that shit.
It kind of looks like the celebrity cameos in Arthur where they need to make an aardvark or w/e look enough like Neil Gaiman to be recognizable, and it always happens at the expense of looking anything like the animal they're supposed to be, or like any of the other characters, or like they were drawn by the same studio at all.
I want to pick it up and throw it off a balcony as hard as I can to make it shatter into disgusting noodle chunks.
if it is frozen, that means not only did someone fill a vase with spaghetti, they also poured quite a bit of water in there just a vase of wet spaghetti
On the surface it looks set in resin but feels wrong He keeps on forgetting that it’s so slick The handholds froze so cold He jerks back his hands but the vase won’t unstick It starts to tip Spaghetti vase is falling quick Damp shatter thunk, ice chunks, splatter, ick! Snap back to the gallery Ope! there went gravity Ope! he’s so mad but that it broke but he Has so much more wet spaghetti at home
