Back on my bullshit

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  1. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    also because it makes me happy and I can make my pc a special snowflake if I want to, ghilan's staff-arm prosthetic has a green star sapphire set in the end as a focus
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I think. to make up for me constantly forgetting to swap back to balls before ambushing wild pokemon. Delia got isekai'd from original sinnoh, where you have to grind up xp so painstakingly, and is Very Shocked that her whole party is growing simultaneously and gets xp from everyday actions. She keeps running around in tall grass because that's where you find them, duh???? and then being like. wait. I had a job to do. fuck.
     
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  3. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    contemplates humanformers specifically and only for Thematic Tattoos
    anyway eclipse has forget-me-nots on the back of his neck where the robot one has mnemo marks :]
     
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  4. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Oh yes but also: OH NO
     
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  5. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I've given up, I'm watching actual dsmp streams
    (bless techno for having a meticulously sorted channel)
     
  6. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    [​IMG]
    steals
     
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  7. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    ok ok today tasks:
    laundry
    pack clothes (after laundry)
    pack nonperishable food, take to car
    dishes
    package bbq
    clear fridge
    tirequest

    VICTORY
     
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  8. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

  9. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I failed to bring dice with me on vacation so rng says
    @kastilin 12. Have you ever tested the logistics of a sex scene in real life, and if so did the other person(s) know it was for fanfic?
    lmao no, I consistently pass on sex scenes bc I am chronically disinterested, I think I've attempted two with any level of detail in the last five years and I definitely didn't try any of it with my actual physical body

    @TheOwlet 16. Which of the four AO3 Warnings is your favorite or most used?
    ngl I had to look them up so uh.... prrrrobably major character death? Or graphic violence, but ngl I don't particularly write or seek out any of the big four.

    @artistformerlyknownasdave 5. Who's the sexiest non-human character in your current fandom?
    wow rng making me contemplate not only which fandom is the Current one but what attraction even is.... rude..... uuhhhhhhh... backtracks through fandoms until I find one that even has nonhuman characters... yknow what, fuck it, I've spent too long trying to think through this, Knock Out, big fancyman

    2. Do you write porn from the perspective of the character you want to be, or the character you want to bang?
    experience says neither lmao, but on the rare occasion I even bother to write porn probably slightly leaning towards 'be,' if only bc of how my brain handles writing rp.
    8. What's the gnarliest physical injury you've ever written in detail?
    This crown most undoubtedly goes to Ghilan's crushed ribcage/pneumothorax in the 2inq fic. Don't get stepped on by dragons, kids.
     
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  10. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    @Codeless snuck in a like so you're getting another
    9. What research have you had to do for a fic that's probably put you on a watchlist?
    So much woundcare. So much. Electrocauterization for the dragon kids, Ghilan's Rib Resection Adventure... Although honestly a lot of my more concerning research spirals have been personal interest, not fic-related.

    @Lazarae 20. You have to choose one of your works to send to a cherished [authority figure] to read. Which do you choose?
    Gonna have to be Drakevik by default, everything else is obvious fanfiction with 0 setup or explanation.
     
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  11. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    morning tasks

    suitcases to car
    charger, meds, toothbrush, PANTS

    pack cold foods, move to car
    breaked fast
    send sparkles eta
     
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  12. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    YOINK
     
  13. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    whisper has his gold 'filigree' and also a gold and teal peacock on his left(?) arm (I'll have to check my picture again lmao), plus obligatory Feather Wings on his back
    ven has never intentionally gotten anything done but absolutely has the remnants of whisper's first stick-and-poke experiments, so probably a few random curlicues and shitty flowers and birds
     
  14. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    ghilan and or venture
     
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  15. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

    samahl
     
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  16. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Domi!
     
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  17. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    transcribing for my own sanity, so I can c/p for each character
    1. What's their favorite beverage?
    2. What's their favorite flavor? (salty/sweet/etc)
    3. What's their favorite food?
    4. Which meal (or dessert or snacks) do they look forward to most?
    5. Do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate?
    6. Can they tolerate spice?
    7. What is their favorite animal?
    8. What do they wear to bed?
    9. What position do they sleep in?
    10. Early bird or night owl?
    11. Are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily?
    12. It's a rainy day; what will they do while cooped up inside?
    13. Do they have a favorite scent or smell?
    14. What do they smell like? Do they wear perfume/cologne?
    15. Baths or showers?
    16. How good are they at cooking?
    17. What's their favorite time of year and why?
    18. Do they have a favorite holiday?
    19. Do they prefer buying or receiving gifts?
    20. How tall are they, and how do they feel about their height?
    21. Can they play any instruments?
    22. Do they have a nice singing voice?
    23. Do they talk to themself?
    24. Do they enjoy music? What kind?
    25. Do they make friends easily?
    26. Surprise birthday party! How do they react?
    27. What is their favorite flower, if they have one?
    28. How do they feel about wearing jewelry?
    29. If they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece?
    30. Fashion forward or fashion disaster?
    31. What kind of underwear do they wear?
    32. Do they wear makeup? What kind?
    33. Do they paint their nails?
    34. Do they cut their hair often or let it grow out?
    35. Do they know how to whistle?
    36. Do they know how to braid hair?
    37. Are they scared of being out in nature?
    38. Have they ever thought they were about to die?
    39. How do they handle being sick?
    40. Are they afraid of blood?
    41. How do they earn money?
    42. Are they satisfied with their occupation, or do they long to do something else?
    43. How creative are they?
    44. Do they know how to draw? How skilled are they?
    45. What do they carry around with them during the day?
    46. Do they have a sweet tooth?
    47. Haute cuisine or cheap eats?
    48. Do they know how to swim?
    49. Do they have any scars? How did they get them?
    50. What kind of handwriting do they have?
     
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  18. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    The Other Matt
     
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  19. kastilin

    kastilin get in the fucking crayfish shinji

    LUCKY SCRAMBLE
     
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  20. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I'm gonna run Ghilan Lavellan here because the other one is Dead

    1. What's their favorite beverage? fuit gumy juice! a modern au would be fruit-flavored "water" drinks (vitaminwater, ice, etc)
    2. What's their favorite flavor? (salty/sweet/etc) Anything tbqh, maybe a faint leaning towards salt
    3. What's their favorite food? Difficult to think of A Food™ specifically, but they're partial to finger foods they can graze on. Orlais has one (1) right and it's tiny food.
    4. Which meal (or dessert or snacks) do they look forward to most? Constant snacks for sustenance, but a sit-down dinner for socialization's sake. Even if that sit-down is on the edge of someone's desk, or a hayloft. Meals With Friends.
    5. Do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate? I'm pretty sure I said cassava at some point in the rave so that's what I'm sticking with
    6. Can they tolerate spice? To an extent, but they don't make a habit of seeking things out so they don't have the highest tolerance
    7. What is their favorite animal? They genuinely love their hart herd, stereotypical though it is.
    8. What do they wear to bed? Light cotton sleep shirt/tunic, possibly pants if it's particularly chilly.
    9. What position do they sleep in? Fetal on their own, barnacle if near someone else.
    10. Early bird or night owl? Early bird, no question. They can stay up late if they have to, but they're a breakfast-at-sunrise sort of person.
    11. Are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily? Light and only getting lighter the longer they live in Tevinter lmao, dream-warding don't stop assassination attempts.
    12. It's a rainy day; what will they do while cooped up inside? Alchemy, elvhen ghostwriting transcription and attempted translations from the Well, companionable if not necessarily cooperative research with Dorian. fuck around for the Jennies while no one wants to be out anyway
    13. Do they have a favorite scent or smell? 'Warm' smells-- woodsmoke, winter spices, sandalwood, amber. Dorian's pomade
    14. What do they smell like? Do they wear perfume/cologne? Herbal-ozone mix, a little bit of petrichor. They don't usually bother with perfume when they spend most of their days in an alchemy lab or medical clinic anyway, but they probably do have some for special occasions.
    15. Baths or showers? Bath at a preference, but clean is clean.
    16. How good are they at cooking? Passable. They're not a professional chef, but they know their way around a knife, heat, and simple seasonings.
    17. What's their favorite time of year and why? In the south, summer, far and away-- it's the closest they get to desert heat. I... genuinely don't know if Tevinter's weather slots neatly into the moderate four or is closer to a wet-dry cycle, but hot and dry preferable to hot and wet. (Cold and wet is just an absolute disgrace.)
    18. Do they have a favorite holiday? frantically googles thedosian holidays for the 87th time First Day! The least Chantric overtones and almost sort of like a less-scholarly Arlathvhen if you squint at it sideways.
    19. Do they prefer buying or receiving gifts? Buying, although tbh they mostly craft gifts rather than buy them. Or find them. Kicks game canon under the rug.
    20. How tall are they, and how do they feel about their height? Elfs is short. They are, however, perfect height to be tucked under Dorian's chin, which makes being one-armed and short a bit more bearable.
    21. Can they play any instruments? They could probably keep a beat on a drum, but not with any particular flair.
    22. Do they have a nice singing voice? Ish? Smooth but not much skill for projection. More suited to lullabies than drinking songs, and never mind performing.
    23. Do they talk to themself? They have very much trained themself not to after hosting the Well, but exceptional stress can bring it back out.
    24. Do they enjoy music? What kind? Yes but please don't make me contemplate Thedosian music genres, my brain is very small and I don't have historical research in me tonight
    25. Do they make friends easily? stares at game canon. yes. yes they do.
    26. Surprise birthday party! How do they react? Shock, then genuinely touched that someone thought to set everything up.
    27. What is their favorite flower, if they have one? The Embrium Hoard is a running joke from the Inquisition look it's such a multipurpose herb! but honestly. The teeny little wildflowers. Speedwell-size.
    28. How do they feel about wearing jewelry? Most of their pieces have Meaning, but honestly. Looks at gem-studded prosthetic. Looks at the iridescent scale-mail coat. This bitch shiny.
    29. If they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece? Solid tie between their promise ring and the tooth of kadan.
    30. Fashion forward or fashion disaster? They have an eye for cut and color, but don't much keep up with trends.
    31. What kind of underwear do they wear? comfy
    32. Do they wear makeup? What kind? This bitch shiny, they were introduced to fancy Tevinter cosmetics and never looked back. Basic contour to soften their jawline out, and then gold eyeliner and lip. Silver or pale blue shadow for contrast.
    33. Do they paint their nails? On occasion, but not with any regularity.
    34. Do they cut their hair often or let it grow out? can't have dead anime mom ponytail with short hair
    35. Do they know how to whistle? Yup
    36. Do they know how to braid hair? Oh yes. HC Dalish Fancy Hair involves a lot of complicated braiding.
    37. Are they scared of anything out in nature? Darkspawn, if anything, but after the Inquisition even that's more 'respect for a large, pack-hunting predator' than true fear.
    38. Have they ever thought they were about to die? LAUGHS IN INQUISITION. Many, many times.
    39. How do they handle being sick? A little grumpy, but largely with good grace. Want cozey blanket and hot drink. Maybe a cuddle. Ghilan can have little a being taken care of, as a treat.
    40. Are they afraid of blood? Nope.
    41. How do they earn money? by being a trophy wife Healer and alchemist. Potions for markup (usually, though they've been known to knock a few off the back of the truck themself), direct healing is free but they won't turn down tips either.
    42. Are they satisfied with their occupation, or do they long to do something else? The trophy-wifing is ironically the least satisfying part of their "retirement," they opened the clinic to have something to Fucking Do again beyond bashing their head against the brick wall that is politics.
    43. How creative are they? On-the-fly weird decisions are just part of being an Inquisitor babeyyyy
    44. Do they know how to draw? How skilled are they? They can do reasonable sketches of things in front of them, botanical and anatomical especially, but have difficulty drawing Direct From Brain.
    45. What do they carry around with them during the day? Staff (if they don't have the conduit prosthetic on), health potions, lyrium potions, bandages, sewing kit, at least one knife, snacks, water. Modern AU absolutely has a Bag Of Many Things.
    46. Do they have a sweet tooth? Not really!
    47. Haute cuisine or cheap eats? Cheap. Food is food, but Tevinter fancy is usually unethical fancy and they're a bit soured on it.
    48. Do they know how to swim? They did before the de-arming, haven't tried since.
    49. Do they have any scars? How did they get them? "Vein" scatter up (the remains of) their left arm from the Anchor. Clawmark under left collarbone from they-don't-even-remember-what, probably an injury during the Inquisition. Lichtenberg burn (hehe lichtenburn) wrapping around right arm, shoulder, and back from a lightning whip spell.
    50. What kind of handwriting do they have? Very thin and dramatic-- high spikes, big loops.
    1. What's their favorite beverage? I don't know enough about Dranks to pick a specific one, but ven's a fruity cocktail bitch. With glitter, preferably.
    2. What's their favorite flavor? (salty/sweet/etc) Sweet!
    3. What's their favorite food? fruity cocktails Fuel Is Fuel but he can be bribed with candy.
    4. Which meal (or dessert or snacks) do they look forward to most? Dessert!
    5. Do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate? Fuel Is Fuel, but bitter is the worst.
    6. Can they tolerate spice? No but if challenged he will front like he can and force his way through it until he does himself actual physical damage
    7. What is their favorite animal? He's not much of an animal person tbqh? He has an idle appreciation of birds (and eventually bugs) through his trinemates, but he's not really a Pet Person. feli doesn't count that's his daughter not a cat
    8. What do they wear to bed? Nothing. Can't even blame this on being a robot, he doesn't wear shit as a human either.
    9. What position do they sleep in? Absolute starfish. Spread over everyone in the pile.
    10. Early bird or night owl? Night owl, but he can be prodded into Morning Tea With Husband(s) before slumping back to bed for another three hours.
    11. Are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily? Heavy while he's out, but there's no grogginess. The two stages are Off and On and there's maybe two seconds between them on either end.
    12. It's a rainy day; what will they do while cooped up inside? Bounce off the fuckingggg walls. He's too jitter for this. Do you need housework done? Anything lifted? How about he just does pushups in the middle of the living room, fuck this. At least the TEAM has racing spaces.
    13. Do they have a favorite scent or smell? Not really, although he's come to associate Damp Earth with Eclipse and it gets a little fondness rubbed off on it.
    14. What do they smell like? Do they wear perfume/cologne? Metal, plastic, motor oil. Even human version doesn't get much better, he all but lives in a truck cab and makes only the most minor attempts to hide it when he's looking for a hookup.
    15. Baths or showers? That asshole who can manage a five-minute shower and wonders why everyone else "won't".
    16. How good are they at cooking? He can do simple box meal instructions. Anything more complicated is Somebody Else's Problem.
    17. What's their favorite time of year and why? Summer! Long sunny day for a good drive/flight, maybe a good ol evening storm to get the adrenaline pumping, what's not to love?
    18. Do they have a favorite holiday? Valentine's, but mostly because he can proposition people even more shamelessly. Robot version not so much, mostly because I'm not sure we ever see holidays besides the Festival of Lost Light and, uh, stolen human christmas
    19. Do they prefer buying or receiving gifts? Receiving, vain bitch.
    20. How tall are they, and how do they feel about their height? SHORT. KING. Ten ounces of confidence in a five-ounce can, he can and will make "climb you like a tree" more than a metaphor.
    21. Can they play any instruments? Nope!
    22. Do they have a nice singing voice? No but that doesn't stop him from screaming along to the radio.
    23. Do they talk to themself? Yes. Constantly. If there is no one to listen that just means he has to listen, it's fine, it's fiiiine!
    24. Do they enjoy music? What kind? Technopop, nightcore, eurobeat, that kind of vibe. Anything high-energy, really.
    25. Do they make friends easily? He would say yes, but it's really more that he makes acquaintances easily. He's very friendly in an outgoing, high-energy sort of way, but he's shit at keeping in touch and doesn't get emotionally invested very easily.
    26. Surprise birthday party! How do they react? DELIGHT! He probably found out somehow ahead of time, props of being the gossip hub, but pretends to be shocked for all of three seconds before basking in the attention.
    27. What is their favorite flower, if they have one? Genuinely does not care. If Eclipse asks him for opinions, he picks the one with the brightest colors, but it will immediately leave his brain as soon as he stops thinking about it.
    28. How do they feel about wearing jewelry? Gets in the way too much, and he's too likely to lose it if it isn't literally bolted to his body. Has probably had and then lost/removed multiple piercings when he got bored of them.
    29. If they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece? N/A
    30. Fashion forward or fashion disaster? Disaster on his own, but more than willing to let Whisper dress him up.
    31. What kind of underwear do they wear? None. Human possibly boxers while he's on the road just for Cab Sweats, but none when he's off doing his own thing.
    32. Do they wear makeup? What kind? Not with any regularity-- too much effort and patience needed-- but he'll let Whisper doll him up in paint as well as clothes.
    33. Do they paint their nails? Sometimes, if he's going to be in town for a while, but he doesn't bother carrying it with him on the road. Left to his own devices he'll do 'em black then wear 'em to death, the whole way from goth to grunge. He's not opposed to colors, but doesn't normally pick them for himself-- again, that's a Whisper thing, and he feels bad when the bae's pretty patterns get mucked up.
    34. Do they cut their hair often or let it grow out? He doesn't cut it religiously, but it does get a buzz wherever he's stopped when it gets long enough to annoy him. Usually around the 1-1.5" mark.
    35. Do they know how to whistle? Yes but only to be Conspicuously Inconspicuous and wolf-whistle.
    36. Do they know how to braid hair? Not in the slightest. Could probably be walked through a three-strand but it would be very uneven.
    37. Are they scared of anything out in nature? Robot, not really. Human is freaked out by bug legs, only very slowly getting acclimated through Ups via Eclipse.
    38. Have they ever thought they were about to die? Plenty but he'll deny it until he actually does die.
    39. How do they handle being sick? DRAMA. He is going to DIE. Spoil him and reassure him he's still pretty.
    40. Are they afraid of blood? No but he does think injuries are Fuckin Gross.
    41. How do they earn money? Robot does courier shit mostly, human needs a wider range than most courier services offer so he's a trucker.
    42. Are they satisfied with their occupation, or do they long to do something else? It would be nice to travel without needing, like, money for it, namean?
    43. How creative are they? He can spin bullshit on the fly, but anything intentional not so much.
    44. Do they know how to draw? How skilled are they? Ha, no.
    45. What do they carry around with them during the day? condoms
    46. Do they have a sweet tooth? YES. Sugar fiend.
    47. Haute cuisine or cheap eats? Cheap. Fuel Is Fuel but hoo boy money.
    48. Do they know how to swim? He knows... the theory. In practice, he's a "lounge on a floaty with a cocktail" bitch.
    49. Do they have any scars? How did they get them? Robot, no, he has a cosmetician and an unlicensed medical professional
    50. What kind of handwriting do they have? Chickenscratch. Pointy, only sometimes legible.

    and apparently there's a post limit on these so I'm gonna chop here and continue downthread
     
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