Stream of Unconsciousness (Hypnovamp Hyperfixation Powerhours)

I don't fanwork but sure why not

I'll get to y'all monsterfuckers once I've put some coffee in my maw.

 

i feel like there are two very obvious answers i am likely to get. but. do me.

 

They look human. Mostly. Sometimes there are too many eyes or they have joints in places they shouldn't. Probably at least a little bit of a shapeshifter, not of the 'can look like a different person' kind but of the 'who says arms need to be arms' kind. Organs, if they have any, are all squiggly. What's a spleen? They think they read about one once. They're 20 pounds of squiggly tentacle horror in a 10 pound human suit, and if they stopped trying they'd be an anatomically improbable sanity-bending mass.

Not generally benign and quite possibly eats people on the weekends, but you're safe. In fact might be trying to keep you from finding out they're not human, which is really hard when their mouths migrate every time they get excited and they keep looking at small children that run past like a dog spotting a squirrel.

Pretty. Really pretty. Inhumanly gorgeous, maybe just a little Off, almost definitely drinking something suspiciously red out of a fancy glass. Unfailingly polite, but goes absolutely feral when angry or upset and the only witnesses are you and/or about to be corpses. Has some hardcore nonhuman physical traits when in feral murdermode, maybe even a completely different body plan. May or may not have tried to eat you at least once.

Looks human, maybe a few cosmetic differences- horns, hair color, transparent and largely intangible, something of that sort. May be elegant in a fae/Victorian lady-of-the-house's-ghost way, or in the way of 'big cat do a slink.' Strong monstrous/inhuman instincts, keeps you as a treasured pet but is potentially menacing to others.

And I see two possibilities!

Either an absolute monster that's all teeth and claws and horns and probably fur that'll absolutely run you down in a forest, your survival is entirely a matter of chance but also it's hot as fuck.

Or a human-appearing Sad Girl who's probably a vampire or a demon or a demonic vampire. She's done some shit but feels really bad about it, honest. She's trying her best.

 

fans self

 

@Codeless
11- None. But I do have two browser tabs with 2 authors' whole-ass pages, plus an additional... -counts- 20 fics.

@TheOwlet
15- Start them off at least a little destroyed, in some kind of abusive situation from the start. Now take them out of it without teaching them how to cope. Now put them in a new, different horrible situation, either one that they're entirely too equipped to deal with but now know they shouldn't be managing as well as they are, or one where all their learned coping mechanisms and self-preservation techniques either don't work or make things worse.

@artistformerlyknownasdave
14- Someone get this doll some fucking therapy.

 

ohohoh *wiggles happily*

 

There's the vampire! Somewhat shocked by the lack of a freaky fish person though. I am an oceanfucker after all.

Absolute monster that'll run me down in a forest is entirely my style as well though...Yes good...Some big horrifying monster Elias thing...

 

lexiiiii

 

I'm gonna have to answer a lot of those for human!Lexi or they're gonna be real boring

 

Pietro. and/or Lia

 

LAV or possibly nico

 

1) As a human, lingonberry mors, sometimes with a little vodka.
2) (Again, as a human) sweet shading towards sour
3) He'd never admit it but, when he was alive... eggy toast.
4) Dinner. (Back when he was alive his food habits still weren't great, and he tended to forget breakfast and/or lunch)
5) He didn't like any extremes of flavors, but salt especially. No slimy foods, either.
6) A little, but not extreme spice.
7) Pangolins.
8) He used to wear full pajamas, post-surgery and post-death he just wears sweatpants.
9) Either curled up on his side or on his back- usually his back now that Lia's around.
10) In life, afternoon person trending night owl.
11) When alive, was an incredibly light sleeper.
12) These days he... honestly doesn't leave his apartment all that much unless he has to to begin with. He used to like going to coffee shops on rainy days to people watch and read.
13) He likes spicy smells and leather. Living with Lia is hell sometimes because of this.
14) Mostly that vaguely-vanilla smell of 'unscented' soap. These days no perfume/cologne.
15) Showers.
16) Absolute garbage of a chef. He'd never had to cook for himself until he moved out and was living off the broke bitch college diet anyway so the most he made was like. Stovetop ramen.
17) Mid-autumn, he likes the colors and the rain.
18) Not really, no.
19) Buying, though he feels really awkward about that too.
20) He was originally like. 5'5"? Now he hovers around 6' give or take an inch.
21) He had a couple piano lessons as a kid but not much more than that.
22) Not a bad one, but not especially good either.
23) He tries not to, but when he's very focused he narrates his entire stream of conscious.
24) He likes a lot of dark cabaret, soft goth, and ambient.
25) He probably could if he actually opened up to anyone. He can at least be superficially charming.
26) This happens every year, though not a party exactly (thanks Caelia) and he has a quiet breakdown every time. Less because of the fact of a surprise birthday thing but that the surprise is uniquely terrible every time.
27) Anemone.
28) He doesn't like a whole lot, but he's ok with wearing a few rings or bracelets.
29) Not jewelry exactly but he has a really nice antique wristwatch that used to be his grandfather's (same one he named himself after,) he's pretty much always wearing it.
30) Vaguely fashionable. Caelia doesn't tolerate a fashion disaster in her presence.
31) Really basic-but-nice boxers.
32) No.
33) Very, very rarely. Less since he'd died.
34) Before he died he changed his hair fairly frequently, alternating cutting it short and growing it out.
35) Yes, though only one note. He can't whistle a tune.
36) Yep. He's really good at doing hair in general.
37) Not really, nah.
38) He. He is dead.
39) When he was alive he tried to power through it until he couldn't anymore.
40) Yes but no but kind of yes. He's not afraid of blood he's afraid of himself around blood.
41) ...He's basically a vampire sugar baby who does spy work.
42) He wants out he wants out so bad. Free him.
43) Fairly?
44) He can draw a little. Like piano he got a couple of classes growing up but didn't keep up with it. He doodles sometimes.
45) Only his phone and keys are constants, usually his wallet.
46) Yes.
47) Usually neither, but he liked to get really shitty fast food as a treat.
48) Yes.
49) Scars on his chest from top surgery.
50) Neat, not quite cursive but getting there.

 

1) As a human, spiced wine.
2) Spicy-sweet.
3) As a human, crocchette with sturgeon.
4) Lunch.
5) Strong, acidic sour.
6) A little, but not much.
7) Cats.
8) Nakey Butt.
9) The only consistency is that he spraaaawls.
10) Night owl.
11) He's always slept like a corpse.
12) Work. It's the perfect excuse to hole up and get on a current project, and he's unlikely to be interrupted.
13) He likes incense-y and sharp/spicy smells. Dragon's blood is a favorite.
14) Very subtle but present, smoky sweet. He likes sandalwood soap and knows a perfumer.
15) Baths. Incredibly long, hot baths.
16) He never was great at it, though capable of feeding himself. He's worse now that he hasn't had to eat for some 500 years.
17) Winter. He likes the snow, and the way the sky looks when it's so cold it's gone clear.
18) He's got a soft spot for Halloween.
19) Out of the two, receiving. But he prefers to make gifts.
20) I don't have exact numbers but he's- just a little on the taller side? He doesn't think about it much but he likes being able to loom.
21) Nah.
22) Fairly nice, very bassy. He's not properly trained but he's had a long time to practice.
23) A fair amount, but usually only when he's alone.
24) He likes symphonic metal and weird genre combinations, especially things with a basis in older traditions gone modern, or mythological themes.
25) Fairly easily, yeah.
26) Confusion. How the fuck did someone remember his birthday. He doesn't even remember his birthday.
27) Bladder cherries.
28) Strongly. He feels strongly. He's a jeweler.
29) Don't ask him to choose his favorite baby, that's just cruel. He is really proud of the falling star necklace though.
30) Fashionable, but downplayed. He usually coordinates outfits to show off the jewelry instead of the other way around.
31) Bold of you to assume he's wearing underwear.
32) Will sometimes wear mascara or very subtle eyeliner.
33) Yes. Usually jewel tones.
34) His hair mostly stays the same length.
35) Yes
36) Also yes.
37) The deep ocean.
38) He is dead. There's been a few scares since, mostly involving hunters.
39) He used to be an absolute baby about it, which turned into panic when it started effecting his hands.
40) Very much not.
41) He's a jeweler.
42) He's perfectly happy doing what he does.
43) Very.
44) He can draw, and very well. Mostly it's designs for things to make, but he has a few carefully-preserved sketches of people important to him he's made over the years.
45) Oh man his pockets are almost always a cluttered mess, but the exact contents are always changing.
46) He did have a bit of one.
47) Neither, but trending nicer.
48) Yes, barely.
49) Not anymore.
50) Swirly, pretty to look at and almost impossible to read.

1) Alcoholic: bourbon. Non-Alcoholic: orange juice with mango.
2) Spicy and savory.
3) Mapo tofu
4) Dinner
5) She's not a huge fan of chowders, or of anything that's kind of... flat or bland.
6) Yes.
7) She's not sure. Snakes, maybe?
8) Clothes that kind of sit at the boundary of pajamas and not; usually either sweatpants or comfy short shorts and a soft tee or tank top. Usually socks, too.
9) Curled up into a tiny ball against whoever she's sharing a bed with.
10) Full on nocturnal.
11) On the lighter side; not enough to get woken up by most background sounds, but she'll snap awake at anything unusual.
12) Do you really think a little rain would keep her from hunting? But if she couldn't, she'll read. Ideally next to a fire, with a pint of ice cream.
13) Strong, dark scents, leather, faintly sweet.
14) She smells like leather, metal, fresh sweat, a little like alcohol. She does wear a perfume oil it's just vaguely cowboy themed and smells like leather, whiskey, and tobacco so... just makes her smell more like she already does.
15) Showers for getting clean, baths for stress relief.
16) Actually pretty good! Not like. Professional chef-tier. But better than most.
17) Mid spring or mid fall, where the days are fairly even and the weather's not too extreme.
18) Nah.
19) Neither? Gift giving short circuits her.
20) Tall. Like. 5'10". She thinks it's annoying finding pants in her size but she likes unfolding at people, and having the extra reach.
21) No.
22) Yeah, a pretty good one and has some training.
23) Not really.
24) She likes thumpy music with a strong beat, but no particular genre. She listens to a lot of metal and industrial.
25) Not close friendships, but she can make surface-level friends fairly easily.
26) Please do not surprise the hunter. Someone almost definitely gets punched.
27) Night jasmine
28) She likes short necklaces and chunky rings. Anything else gets in the way.
29) She hasn't been able to wear it for a while but she had a midnight blue collar that had "FUCK OFF" in rhinestones
30) Most of the time middle of the road, but can be very fashion-forward if she needs to dress up.
31) Actually fairly plain and serviceable, comfy, black, bra has the clasp in the front.
32) A little, she likes dark lipsticks and eyeshadows, but might skip the shadow on most nights. Mascara and usually a subtle cat's eye for eyeliner.
33) Not as often, but sometimes.
34) She really only cuts it enough to maintain the length, but does so fairly often.
35) Yes. Hunters use whistling almost as much as sign.
36) Yes, usually braids hers for hunts.
37) Bears.
38) Mate that's just a Tuesday for her.
39) She hates it, usually locks herself away but is an absolute drama queen if made to interact with anyone.
40) Not remotely.
41) Before, she got a stipend from the hunters. Now she doesn't really have her own money, though Lexi would give her some if she asked or needed anything.
42) Thinks she's satisfied but never really had a choice. She doesn't like to think about it too long.
43) Eeeeh, fairly?
44) She can draw a little, but not great.
45) Phone, keys, wallet, tiny first aid kit, knives.
46) She would say no but she's a liar.
47) Neither. She doesn't like cheap garbage but she doesn't like pointlessly overcomplicated cooking or that thing where expensive food is like. Two bites to a serving. If she wants expensive food she'll go for a nice steakhouse or something.
48) Yes.
49) So many scars. Almost all of them are from hunts, and even the ones that aren't (the ones Kat gave her) are from being a hunter.
50) Fairly neat printing.

 

1) Rum and tea. In more modern universes, sweet mixed drinks but the kind that you know are going to knock you on your ass, not the kind that sneak up on you.
2) Sweet.
3) Paella
4) Breakfast. Or dessert.
5) A lot of really basic survival food. Porridges, basic sandwiches, boxed or canned food.
6) A fair amount, yeah.
7) Bigfin squid.
8) Nothing, ideally. Just her underwear if she has to wear something, or else something light and fairly tight. She's very aware of things touching her when she sleeps and if she wears something flowy she gets tangled up in it from thrashing.
9) She curls up and compacts herself into as small a space as possible.
10) Night owl
11) It depends; either she can sleep through a small apocalypse or she wakes up if a mouse farts.
12) Laverna is even less stopped by the rain than Lia is. She might even just step out there for the sole purpose of getting soaked.
13) Soft florals and baked goods.
14) Like a thunderstorm, petrichor and ozone, with very faint floral notes. In some 'verses she probably does wear perfume to that effect, but in some only the florals are perfume and the storm-smell comes from her own power.
15) Baths.
16) Decent enough to survive, usually not great.
17) Storm season
18) Not really.
19) Receiving, though she tends to be suspicious of unprompted gifts from anyone who isn't family or near enough to.
20) On the taller side, a little shorter than Lia.
21) Violin/fiddle, sometimes depending on setting piano or another instrument in the violin family as well.
22) Yes, very good.
23) Yes, when she's very focused on a problem. She tends to forget other people are around to hear it, too.
24) Yes. She likes anything that displays a lot of skill, whether instrument playing or doing something strange (Angelspit using fishing line against a saw blade as in instrument) and making it sound good, or massive vocal range- it's not uncommon for her to go from listening to an orchestra recording to like. Metal with a famous bass player.
25) No.
26) You probably didn't surprise her. Hope you honestly didn't surprise her. Lav does not respond well to being surprised.
27) Wisteria.
28) She likes it.
29) In several universes Zedra has given her an incredibly gaudy necklace that was all amethyst, pearls, diamonds, and gold swirls.
30) Ideally, fashion forward. In some universes, fashion disaster through no choice of her own.
31) Has a weakness for silk and lace, usually in lilac or lavender.
32) Really fond of deep purple lipsticks, might wear eye makeup but tries to avoid mascara or getting her eyeliner on her lashes. She might use a white mascara if she can find any. Really likes things that make her more eerie. Has so much trouble finding foundation.
33) Sometimes, depending on universe.
34) Usually lets her hair grow out and only cuts it if it becomes unmanageable or gets caught on something.
35) Yes
36) Also yes, rarely braids her own. Will braid Gina's if she sits down for more than two seconds in reach.
37) Not the hugest fan of fire.
38) Frequently.
39) She gets incredibly sulky. If you're going to be in her space while she's sick you'd better dote on her or gtfo.
40) No
41) Depends on the universe. Never has what society would deem a 'real' job.
42) Eeeeeeh.
43) Very creative.
44) Depends on the universe, never stick-figure bad but rarely actually skilled.
45) She's a fucking magpie, she's always got shiny things and trinkets. Exact contents vary depending on universe.
46) YES
47) Definitely on the nicer end of things.
48) Yes, and spends a frankly disturbing amount of time in the water if allowed.
49) Has scars, exact reason varies. Usually from hard living, regularly pissing off dangerous people, and being subject to knifeplay-as-control in various levels of consenting.
50) Horrible. It looks like someone glued wispy spider legs to the page in the vague shape of letters.

1) Vodka that tastes like paint thinner for alcoholic. Water with a little lemon, otherwise.
2) Savory, maybe a little spicy.
3) Beef ribs, minimal sauce.
4) Dinner.
5) He's not a fan of floral as a flavor. Rose and lavender aren't foods, in his opinion.
6) Yes. Worryingly so.
7) Bright-colored poisonous frogs.
8) Usually soft pants.
9) Taking up as much of the bed as possible, unless there's someone in it with him in which case tries to take up as much space on/against them as possible.
10) Afternoon person trending night owl.
11) Mostly a heavy sleeper but woken easily certain things.
12) Climbs the walls, possibly literally.
13) Wood smoke
14) Blood, smoke, metal, cordite in more modern settings. In modern settings does wear subtle cologne, or Lav gives him masc-leaning perfume oils.
15) Showers. Sometimes a bath barely a step down from scalding as a treat.
16) Good enough to feed himself, not much better.
17) Midsummer. He likes the heat.
18) Not really.
19) Neither.
20) Tol. Doesn't mind it except when he hits his head on door frames.
21) No.
22) Can sing a little, no training, hasn't put much effort into it, but it's a good way to keep time when you don't have a clock.
23) You can't prove anything.
24) Yeah, he likes music. A lot of strong backbeats, heavy drums, modern versions like metal and whatever the fuck is going on with Amelia Arsenic. Likes a lot of femme vocals mixed with heavier sound, actually.
25) No.
26) Please don't make him have to clean up a corpse on his birthday.
27) Dog rose
28) Not the biggest fan of most jewelry, though his ears are usually heavily pierced and modern versions might wear heavy rings or one (1) simple necklace.
29) He's got an knife shaped earring with blood on the blade that looks like it stabbed his ear. He thinks it's cute. Gale also thinks it's cute.
30) Bit of a disaster, but modern versions are more DIY punk which is its own thing.
31) Anything easy to move in. Wears a cup in modern universes.
32) Not usually. Might wear eyeliner if he wants to surprise people on special occasions.
33) No, but Gale will paint his and he lets her.
34) He usually maintains his current length.
35) Yes
36) Also yes.
37) Has a healthy fear of drowning.
38) Often. Has died in at least one universe.
39) Doesn't get sick that often so if something his him hard enough to feel he's usually bedridden and kind of panicky about it
40) No.
41) Varies depending on universe, usually either military, bounty hunting, or a hitter of some form.
42) Eh. He's good at it, and it's a living.
43) A little, but not very.
44) Has a little technical skill, but not much.
45) Modern 'verses isn't too far off from Lia's edc
46) A little, as a treat.
47) Veering closer to cheap and filling.
48) Yes
49) Heavily scarred, usually from people trying to kill him. From him trying to kill people.
50) A little messy, kind of spiky.

 

Aderyn, who Misha mentioned as making her perfume, is also Pietro's source. Her work's quite popular in several lines. Also the internet. She and a few others run an online business with a very similar vibe to BPAL

 

I have realized, I have no clue what Gale looks like. I vaguely recall Nico as thing, blond and scruffy but what´s she like?

 

Slightly taller than average, pale, grey eyes, straight strawberry blonde hair, built very delicately. She dresses like a secretary, all pencil skirts and nice blouses and heels.

 

Yoinked from tumblr

Giv a character and I'll do the thing. (For the last four both giv a character and say it's for me. There was no good way to translate the thing easily)

 

Nico and Gale?