Out Of Context Quotes Thread Two!

"I'm glad that even this universe isn't cursed enough to have literally immortal Kissinger"

 

Spoiler: Suicide

People complain about this urban design making them want to “fucking kill themselves” but they fail to appreciate the fact that abundant parking and low building density means it’s actually really hard to find a roof to throw yourself off of

 

"we voted to delete the boss"

 

"He planked so hard that rigor mortise set in."

 

How anyone could take a president whose favorite food is cottage cheese and ketchup seriously is beyond me

 

Tried to read this to the meter of "Remember the Name".

It did not work. :(

 

"the corona virus doesn't care if you smell like lavender"