That's so SO: A Thread for Relationship Antics

@Kit *is cuddled in softest blanket in the middle of the bed while I try to make the bed* "You can't have dis one. I will kill you with my teeth."

Me: *cue adoring giggles and cuddles*

Because sleepy threats of murder are adorable, idfk.

Edit bc asscrack of dawn accidental word doubling.

 

So my girlfriend might be coming down for SacAnime!! I really hope she can make it. And that we can finish our couple cosplay by then (Ruby and Sapphire, of course).

 

Wife works in urology and has told me many horrible (HIPPA compliant) stories. This morning I sent her this e-mail:

"Dude, T, Sawbones has an episode about organ transplants, and part of it is about penis transplants! I thought of you. <3"

Wife was like <3 <3 <3, and THEN added, "uh, why does that make you think of me? that's... romantic?"

 

@The Other Alex: Your cuteness far outweighs mine.
Me: Was that a fat joke?

Edit: I should maybe note that he's super skinny, I'm thicker, and we joke about our size difference a lot.

 

@The Other Alex: -checks his phone clock- I've expired. (Meaning he's off the clock and can't get free Starbucks.)
Me: I'll inform the cannibals.

 

G: (from the couch, blanket burrito'd) "I require assistance in getting up. The couches and blankets have claimed me as one of their own."
A: "Mazel Tov?"

 

Me, asleep: "Hey, hey R?"
R: "huh?"
Me: "wargis. they're corgis bred for war."
R: "Em, go back to sleep."
Me: "they're part wolf." :passes out:

 

band nerd: i'm totally gay!
me: that's exactly what a STRAIGHT would say
band nerd: i'll prove it to you!
-band nerd promptly starts talking abt how cute the girls near him are.-
tristan, no. that's not how you gay. yes, you're right, they are very cute, but that's not how you gay

 

It is if you're a girl.

Although judging by the name and use of male pronouns, I am going to take a wild guess and assume he is not a girl.

 

@Acey nope! neither of us are girls

 

Fair enough. In that case, yeah, he is not doing gay correctly in that scenario. Although if he's dating you he's presumably doing gay correctly in that capacity, I'd say.

 

Yeah I am so stealing that for dnd or something.

 

Ranger pet for Time Pirates yes or yes

 

We should put it on the d100 dogs table.

 

@Wiwaxia @Aviari go for it XD
we've decided to give his optimized dnd character it as a pet/mount (since it's gonna be like, fluffy rhinocerous size XD)

 

Bash just asked me, "How long does the cooken take to chick?" This is perfectly normal, except that he followed that up with, "I could have fixed that if I wanted but I decided you'd understand it anyway." Which, fair. The follow-up to that was, "Which is easier to understand, 'How long does the cooken take to cook,' or 'How long does the cooken take to chick?'" I told him the second, and he told me he figured, which was why he said it that way.

This is my life. It's great.

 

Another scathing rant about the Navy and how all of his fellow sailor's are young and stupid (18-20) and all the policies are designed around young, stupid sailors which makes it an annoying mess of red tape for 26yo not-stupid sailor.

SO: ... and now, they've decided we need to have *sarcastic finger quotes* ~Sea Dads~, where we pair up with a sea-returnee for a mentor. Again, I am as old or older than a lot of the sea-returnees and a couple of the Chiefs.

A: Let me guess, you call him "Daddy"

SO: Actually I went with "Papi"

 

Me: and you will help me, because I am made of dumb?
@Anomal(eee): You're not made of dumb, stupid!

 

G: Ugh. I'm BORED. I'm going to go mop the floor, put the new rug down and build the kitchen table. *shuts off brand new vidja gaem*

A: I don't think I can handle this level of adulthood from you.

 

@Aviari can they come adult at my house please?