Lord almighty, that's a dick.

I swear, some people need to hire dirty mind checkers -

Spoiler: sfw but suggestive as hell

Post ITP: Things that are not intended to be suggestive but most certainly are.

 

*A* dick? Looking like three.

 

There's one God, and the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are each expressions of that one God. Hence there is only one Dick, as this activity makes quite clear by having the tips touch.

 

A triune dick, then.

 

i saw this on tumblr a while back

Spoiler: its supposed to be luck be in the air tonight

 

Even if that's fake, it's still wonderful.

 

Two words: candle salad.

 

quote from page:

"Candle salad was known as an easy way to get kids to eat fruit because of its unusual appearance. It was also considered a child-friendly introduction to cooking because of its simple construction."

i don't know what to say.

 

steven universe (which I have been binging on) has a ton of gags like this. some are in the dialogue, but also stuff like this:

Spoiler

 

I found this photograph in one of my facebook albums.
It's a restaurant in Newquay...

 

Unintentionally erotic cake...

 

Quite useful as reaction images, these.

 

Beautiful.

 

I saw and advertisement that read "I got my crabs from Dirty Dicks! Come get your crabs at Dirty Dick's Crabhouse!"

 

Official City of Seattle street art in Columbia City. These are engraved into paving slabs. I think they're supposed to be garlic, but I'm sorry, that's a severed nutsack and you can't convince me otherwise.

 

Always remember the three best places to get burgers: Five Guys, Dick's, In-and-Out.

 

i refuse to believe that there's any unintentional in that cake

 

look at this pumpkin:
https://www.facebook.com/UncleGrand...41829.516939755038255/733209026744659/?type=1

 

dammit uncle grandpa
(oh shit that reminds me abt the upcoming crossover im really curious how it'll pan out)

 

that's what got me looking this up actually
there's this one person who is almost infuriating optimistic about the crossover, how it is created with the intent of "fuck the ug haters," how the su crew thinks ug and its crew are awesome...
so naturally i was curious about all that hate and stuff and i looked it up
and man some of it was absolutely ridiculous - like there was a legit a conspiracy about crab people in there - but... i'm still kinda like, "really, su people? you care about the haters of that show? you wanna tie that show to su? well at least some people are happy..."
i predict that i will take the "escape hatch" that matt burnet said they'd put in the ep
i mean if the "escape hatch" itself doesn't suck