Fic That Needs To Exist

An Evangelion/Dark Souls crossover where they finally figure out what the orange liquid in the estus flask actually is.

 

I want the sequel to Aladdin where Genie sidles up and goes "...Hey Al? Remember that time I made you a prince? With my phenomenal cosmic power? Well, that didn't actually stop being a thing when you fought Jafar." History books are pretty smudged where Abobwa is brought up but it's a real country now with real citizens because Genie doesn't half-ass his wishes. And he likes Al, maybe it just got a little out of hand?
Anyway it all devolves into crazy politics because the nation of Abobwa sent their beloved Prince Ali to Agrabah and nobody's heard from him in bloody ages.

 

Someday I'll do something other than make puns and deliberately bad crossovers, but in the meantime, new subreddit suggestion:
AITLA: Am I the Last Airbender?

 

these WIP fics i have need to exist :/ and not continue to not exist

 

A naruto poison princess au, where danzo kidnaps civilian female babies (because nart canon does kunoichis dirty anyways) and makes them into poison princesses/soldiers and puts them in high risk teams as secret speciality root assassins and last resorts if they fall into enemy hands; just because i want to see poison princess sakura

Does it make infinitely more sense to use the concept on temari with chiyo making her poisonous? Yes. Do i care? Honestly, a little, but i want spicy sakura more

But yeah the idea of poison princesses/princes/princex is so fun to mess with!!! :D

 

Bleach FGC AU. Soifon was the rival of Yoruichi, who also acted a coach and mentor to her. Then one day Yoruichi dropped out of the scene and off the face of the earth for mysterious reasons. Soifon's been pissed since and been training. Super hard. She's been winning. Super hard.

But then.

As Evo comes along.

So returns Yoruichi.

The bragging will be fierce. The combat pitched. The salt flying.

it is also yuri

 

is not everything involving Soifon and Yoruichi yuri

 

for the cowards who are to blind to see it it is not. BUT WE ARE NOT COWARDS.

Also a thing to consider. So Samsho is a series with ninjas. This would likely appeal to Soifon in this AU. But the ninjas in Samsho require you to be really good at double half circles both forwards and backwards. This is a very, very difficult motion to master. Just even handling the bastards is tough.

soifon would have just the ability to boast about her mechanical expertise in these kinds of games

OH. YOU CAN'T DO A RAGING STORM MOTION? WELL GUESS WHAT. SHE CAN. WITHOUT THE TRICK.

 

This hellish mess is a Raging Storm motion by the way. It is like this to prevent you from being able to use just whenever, since the move otherwise would be overpowered. Even when you do master inputting it, there is still a limit placed on how fast you can input this compared to simpler motions.

Spoiler: GEESE HOWARD

 

just learned that Nietzsche lived at about the same time as the Sherlock Holmes stories were written/took place. the only crossover on ao3 is a four-part Nietzsche/Moriarty series. it's in Russian. judging by the google translation it actually looks really good. but I was hoping for historical RPF casefic and alas it is nowhere to be found

 

I wanna read sakura on team gai at least once. I don't even care if its crack i just wanna see inner sakura as outer sakura and her angrily screaming about the power of youth while kicking enemy nins' asses

 

As mentioned in a status, recently I dreamed that Barbara Gordon went undercover as one of those satanic nuns from Good Omens.

 

Fic where Crowley is an angel and Aziraphale is a demon exists, and very occasionally the other demons and angels will be flipped along with them, but I feel this is quitting too soon. Shuffle up everyone's status with the humans! I had a random thought of human Aziraphale and Crowley raising an angelic Adam who hangs out with the Them incarnated as terrifying human-eating demonlings, and the Nutters and Pulsifers being on opposite celestial sides.

 

So I’m admittedly already kinda writing Basically This General Idea But With Cartoon Lesbians, but like. 50 Shades written and framed as erotic horror could be extremely intriguing, imo. I wonder how much you could do with keeping the events exactly the same, but framing it completely differently?

Caveat: I’ve never read 50 Shades myself, but I’ve read/watched a fair handful of breakdowns of at least the first book—YMMV on how much this concept would actually work if you’ve read it I guess?

 

I probably will get round to writing this myself eventually if I can think of a way to put my own twist on it, but... There are an awful lot of fics on the GO kinkmeme which annoy me by having Crowley be overpowered by baseline humans (he asked for it by being played by David Tennant, I suppose the logic goes), which makes no sense to me considering he potentially permanently traumatised a guy for paintballing him. So I wanna write Crowley playing vigilante and justifying it to his bosses with "it gets them to Hell faster".

 

I vaguely remember seeing a review of a (bad) movie that was a little like that that came out to try to cash in when the movies were popular. But yeah, there's certainly a lot of "You got porn in my psychological thriller!" "You got psychological thriller in my porn!" potential in the premise.

 

From Discord, fic with an audience of approximately 6 people, 3 of whom are myself, my sibling, and @KarrinBlue : an episode of the podcast Well There's Your Problem, which talks about engineering disasters, except they're in the setting of furry tower defense gacha game Arknights and dunking on the city of Dossoles.

 

I wholly understand that I’m probably alone in wanting this, but I really want some spiderverse fic that goes full homestuck epilogues.

 

you've both reminded me that I need to catch up on that podcast, and made me mad about what an entertaining fic concept that is for so many fandoms. I'm on a DC kick right now and I can just imagine the multi-part mini series they'd do on *waves hand* just all of Gotham.

 

It's particularly fun in Arknights because it's a gritty fantasy setting with modern-level tech except that the countries are all based on Earth ones and the tech all relies on haunted evil explosive rocks that give you magic cancer, but you are correct, I also want to hear them mocking supervillain-related infrastructure failures and the fact that half the city appears to be composed of abandoned warehouse districts.