shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

bees are awesome yes yes yezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Dose ones are a little creepy tho.

 

noooooo we're zzzzzzzo cuddly and fuzzy

 

NOPE nope nope nope nopenope.

 

the bees are SUPPOSED to be in their silicomb

bees

come back

i need my pan to work T.T

 

Im So Fucking Glad I Dont Have To Think With Bees.
Condolences Bro Hows The Battery Life Treating You?

 

ship has friends! ^_^ and stories!

less bees than ship should, tho u.u

 

Stories And Friends Are Good Man, But I Still Prefer Not Being Full Of Plugs. No Offense.

 

no offense taken! ship did not plan to be a ship, but ship happens. (◕‿◕✿)

 

Does It Rain Clowns At Your Place Too Or is That A Localized Weather Abomination? Just Checking.

 

my place doesn't rain clowns! ^.^ BT is FULL of them, though. maybe she dropped one?

 

Oh my gods AI you can't just ask people that

 

Why, I Mean It Could Be A Moving Weather Front. People Need Their Clown Proof Umbrellas.

 

Ok, honestly with some of the rift storms I've seen... you have a point.

 

we can come back! hellooooo

how you

what do you need :) :) :)

 

HUMAN.

I THINK YOU ARE OVERSIMPLIFYING THINGS?

I ALREADY KNOW THAT THE RAL GUY DIED. THAT... LORELI MURDERED HIM, TO KEEP HIM FROM MURDERING HER.

IT IS KIND OF STARTLING! I ADMIT IT! BUT THAT'S, UH, NOT THE THING THAT'S GETTING ME DOWN?

YOU SEE.

THE LAST TIME THAT DEATH CAME UP IN ONE OF THESE CONVERSATIONS, VALISKA WAS VERY FIRM AND STERN AND SCARY, AND SURE THAT IT WAS THE ONLY ANSWER?

AND...

I DIDN'T REALLY PROTEST THEN?

OR THIS TIME.

AND I THINK I SHOULD HAVE.

THESE PEOPLE... THEY MUST LIVE REALLY DIFFICULT LIVES, IF THEY SO QUICKLY GO TO MURDER AS THE ONLY REASONABLE SOLUTION TO THEIR PROBLEMS...

AND THAT'S NOT GOOD?

ESPECIALLY NOT IF I'M GOING TO KEEP LIVING HERE WITH THEM???

I NEED TO HELP THEM BELIEVE THAT IT ISN'T.

THAT, YES, IT'S SCARY TO HAVE ENEMIES OUT THERE WHO WANT TO HURT YOU...

BUT THAT THEY'RE ONLY TRYING TO HURT YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED, TOO?

I MEAN. ISN'T THAT WHY THAT RAL GUY WAS LIKE HE WAS?

HE WAS SCARED AND ANGRY, BECAUSE HE THOUGHT FORD STOLE HIS LIFE FROM HIM, AND HE COULDN'T SEE HIS OWN LIFE, TO APPRECIATE WHAT HE HAD.

AND THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE THAT.

AND NONE OF THEM ARE EXPENDABLE.

PEOPLE.... AREN'T EXPENDABLE.

EVERYONE IS A POSSIBLE FRIEND!

BUT, NOT IF YOU DON'T TREAT THEM LIKE THEY COULD BE!

I'M HAPPY TO BE THE COMIC RELIEF A LOT OF THE TIME.

PEOPLE COULD USE IT!

AND I STRIVE TO BE PLEASANT AND COMFORTING, AS YOU KNOW!

BUT.

I'M ALSO THE ONE WHO NEVER KILLS, EVER.

THE ONE WHO ALWAYS BELIEVES IN PEOPLE.

WHO CAN, SOMETIMES, TURN PEOPLE OFF THE PATH OF MURDERING, BECAUSE SOMEONE FINALLY TRULY BELIEVES IN THEM.

DON'T FORGET ABOUT THAT PART, OKAY?

 

*lights up an orphanage (they're EVIL orphans OK?)* What?

 

...since when am I the scary one?

 

and here 1 thought those were my bees.

 

S1nce forever, b1tch.