Boat Trolls planning thread! (full of spoilers, non-players enter at your own risk)

i went hard as fuq on sculpture today so i feel good. hope your knits are going well!

 

"He recognized that acting normal around strangers is difficult for you, and instead of writing you off as a weirdo, he congratulated you for succeeding at it."

to be fair, erskin is not exactly a beacon of tolerance for all the neurodivergent hotties out there. he just thinks anything short of staggering up to a Regular Human and going WOW SO I SURE AM A WEREWOLF NOW is a pretty good piece of subterfuge for the recently-turned, who are often really fucking awful at it and sometimes actually do just that thing.

also from his perspective, most people— most everyone he's friends with or related to— has to put on a show to pass as a Regular Human, or to talk to them. he's aware that Regular Humans somehow just kind of know how to be Regular Humans, the way pigeons know how to be pigeons, but bel clearly and self-admittedly is not a Regular Human, and so deserves congratulatory pats for stalking among them undetected.

 

what if they came across another newly-turned werewolf who was a total HEY I'M A WEREWOLF NOW jackass. like, the kind that erskin was initially suspicious that bel might be? all I'm An Alpha Male Look How Hardcore And Sexy And Aggressive I Am.

and he had like, a big leather trenchcoat and sunglasses. like he actually went out and bought those once he realized he was a werewolf now. he's really hopeful he might find some hot vampire chicks who also wear leather trenchcoats.

 

what if he assumes that bel is The Alpha of his Pack and erskin is clearly The Omega— look how small and placating he is!— who needs to be Dominated. and erskin is just like 'ha ha and then what ;)' because he loves watching these shitheads not know the first rule of holes.

 

i think erskin also sadistically enjoys bringing these guys really greasy, unclean city rats and being like 'it's tribute ;)'

 

This Kid is probably like, 34. and was increasingly hateful that his life wasn't going the way he expected it to when he was 18 i.e he would have a leather trenchcoat and a harem. but now he has a leather trenchcoat and is a werewolf, so the harem should show up pretty fucking soon, right?

 

only one wolf, the Alpha Wolf, breeds in the pack. he breeds with all the female wolves. the Beta Males exist only to be sidekicks or something. the Omega Male is the wolf you get to stuff into wolf lockers at wolf highschool. he watched discovery channel, he knows how this shit goes.

 

oh no this is a really cute 'outdoorsy nerd' outfit and i don't know if it would look cuter on bel or erskin oh noooo

 

-alpha males are so full of raw sexual power they get to fuck basically anyone, especially small girly men if real girls aren't around, so that's ok
-omega males probably like it up the butt because they're too pathetic to go get sex on their own. they also trade sexual services with alphas so alphas will take care of them, the way girls do. like that's why there are homos, some men just can't cut it as actual real men, it's science.
-everyone knows all those rich british boarding school fuckers are homos anyway. they get fucked up at school by the teachers and then like, stuck that way.

 

jerk: 'you're small and reasonably pretty, for not being a real chick. i guess that comes with being an omega.'
erskin: 'why thank you! may i sit on your lap? you are large and smell like exotic chemicals.'
jerk: 'uh ok. that's my natural alpha charisma.'
erskin: 'yes. buy me a sandwich now.'