shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Well It Averages Out To Like Four Hours A Day Or Something. Im Just Saving Up Hours And Then Do The Sleep All At Once So I Can Do My Work Properly.

 

That is one of the least medically advisable sleeping schedules I have ever heard. And I went through surgical internship and residency. AND pulled the stunt I did at Weirdmageddon.

 

You Are No Longer My Favorite Docterrorist. Im Totally Fine And Healthy. If You Can Still See Straight You Can Work With Chemicals. I Still Got All My Fingers, Right? Cant Be That Bad.

 

I am very glad you still have all your fingers, yes.

How long you'll continue to have basic cognitive function before you wear out all your brain cells - and other cells - is another question.

 

I Only Hallucinated That One Time.
Is Everyone Here Trying To Butt Into My Diamond Now?

 

WHAT CAN WE SAY, IT'S SO SPARKLY.

AND SPARKY.

 

Wow.
Just.
Wow.
I Dont Know What Kinda Sin My Ancestor Committed For Me To Deserve This Shit.
Since You Came After The Poly-Pale-Perverts I Am Legally Obligated To Tell You To Draw A Number And Get In Line.

 

*texts a PINK heart to Ophira with their brain*

 

Love You Too, Dearheart.
<3
Hearts Are Red Though!

 

Clearly it's a pale heart!

 

[Glitchbomb] It's a PALE heart!

*out loud* Dammit someone beat me to it!

 

Im Surrounded By Perverts.
Great.
*eyetwitch*
I Dont Know Why Im Surprised Though.
Im Still Gonna Kiss You Red Though, Dearheart.

 

I find this arrangement perfectly acceptable.

But you're honestly a wreck, sweetness. More than I am! Which is impressive! You'd probably make our fixer cry.

 

The Fixerd Have To Catch Me First To Cry Over Me.

 

* That's a joke, right??
* And it's going to STAY a joke, RIGHT?!??!

 

(Micah:) Bull-fucking-shit and also fuck you. I've been zapped by worse. Remember the Xiticix field-vivisection?*

*Disclaimer: I have no plans regarding vivisecting Static's weird alien girlfriend, and will not have plans in the future. Cold day in hell, etc. Xiticix are another story, especially since he ATE MY CAT.

(Stalker:) Bitch bitch bitch. He took a chunk out of my ARM, asshole.

(Micah:) Yeah, that too.

 

Yeah I Totally Appreciate Not Getting Vivisected.
Also Rude. I May Be A Weak Psionic But I Have Bombs And Ill Blow Your Head Off, Watch Me.

 

BUT UNDYNE, IT WOULD BE FUN!
AND I COULD PROVE THAT I WASN'T PLAYING AROUND ONLINE!
AND I'M SURE YOU'D GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE!
SOME OF THEM!
MAYBE?!
SOME OF THEM ARE LOUD AND CRAZY ADULTS LIKE YOU!
YOU'D EITHER LOVE OR HATE FORD'S BROTHER.

 

OH MY GOD?!
NO!
That's a terrible idea!!
Stop trying to convince Swirl to make it happen?!

 

(Micah:) I have been threatened, robbed, mind probed, attacked, bit, shot, stabbed, and licked by my patients before. All in the same day, in fact. If you were one of my patients, you would be treated. Eventually. And maybe for a few complications that you didn't walk in with. (I'm not a doctor, I never took any fuckin' oath.)

(Stalker:) -cackling- Static's girlfriend's a tryhard! That's so cute! -gets drop-kicked out of thread by Morgan-

(Morgan:) Talk to me about bombs. -shiny eyes-