SHUT. UP. I am like this far from shanking you, kid. alright, that does it Note to self: King - flower sympathizer aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh really, at this point i'm just hoping I'll get to see her beat you up before one of my inevitable demises wheee, we get to test that empirically. isn't science fun?
Well that's different. I wonder if that's the city I saw before. okay, twerp just ran off ahead. on the plus side, no more twerp on the minus side, that means Undyne is almost certainly ahead. hoo boy. shit, when did you get back #i wonder if this lake is what's feeding all those waterfalls well, i hope i can swim better than i can sneak #sucks to be you hell no. nope. ugh. i don't think there's any other way out, though. Might as well lose the umbrella. with glee couldn't we have done this the other way round? hmmm. maybe. I've got a hunch that there's some jackass with a stolen SOUL behind that. #flowey
shit aaaah! [much running, screaming and dying ensues] oh fuck Time to face the music, then wait what aaaaaugh! #guess that's what happened to the rest of the bridge it say something about the last few days that I legitimately have no idea whether that fall killed me or not yes. more than once, in fact. *vague metaphorical hand motions* yeah, what's your's wait whaaaa?
something feels familiar about this... oh shit, that's deeper than expected wonder how all that gets down here you're damn right it does *narrows eyes @ toby fox* #i think that's even the same honk as he put in the annoying noisemaking banner of the trickster intermission
oh hell yes. I could really relieve some aggression right now. well that was unsatisfying the shit? imma go with... yes. yeah i've got nothing.
alright, you wanna fucking go? hah, did you really just hit yourself with your own attack? nope well that was still unsatisfying oh good, i can stab this thing until my arms wear out, then harsh words from a literal dummy
dude, I have no complaints. You aren't trying to kill me or capture me or coddle me forever, you're actually funny and a decent conversationalist and are basically the only person down here who's interactions with me haven't made me want to stab myself, or them, or both. he's no friend of mine we weren't. :c can I? Is that even a thing I'm capable of doing? yep! like I said, you're the only person down here, I'd actually like to spend time with.
Castor and Blook trip the fuck out, man. it was, yeah. I honestly needed some space to relax and breathe a bit. See you around! >:C DON'T YOU SHIT-TALK MY FRIENDS! Yes. Now git! gosh, I wonder who lives here #chiaroscuro sure, let's talk history some. sounds like that symbol i've been seeing everywhere is the insignia of the Kingdom of Monsters huh huuuuuh
:T *shakes fist at sky. er. ceiling* annoying dooooooooooooooog what i [castor.exe has encountered a problem and needs to shut down]
A thought re: size and shape of cave. It might well be man/monster made? Ditto for water, might be some kinda system to get it everywhere.
[rebooting castor.exe...] okay you know what, fuck this this "dog residue" bullshit is the last straw no more screaming in bewilderment, no more getting shuffled along by everyone's social nicety bullshit, no more running around like a headless chicken and trying to sneak like a excitable dog covered in pot lids and tin cans i'm gonna take my destiny into my own goddamn hands you wanna go, undyne? well then let's fucking go. i'm coming for you. thanks for making me feel great about this decision, signmaker okay, but why? why would they do that? #this shit just gets weirder and weirder #who's writing these things, anyways? #and why? #propaganda? oh thank goodness, looks like i can't break it on my own. well, that's a bunch of geopolitical implications off my entirely-too-young-for-this-shit chest also, what is even going on here? is this... standing water fulla flowers right next to that waterfall?
uh, incorrect. ... riiiiiight once is chance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action who's being so damn adamant that humans coming down is impossible, and why? okay, so there's these periodic deeper gaps with water running through them, and then i guess everything else black is standing water??? this doesn't make a lot of sense
intriguing. can only walk in the light through the darkness. i guess it's solid ground out there, though, by the trees okay, let's count. darkness? check. narrow, restricted paths? check glowing blue? check plenty of space for an attacker to operate in that i can't access? check chiaroscuro? no check, but somehow that fails to comfort time to dodge a bunch of spears, methinks u wot mate oh, ok
huh. okay, first off, where is Home second, if this cavern is sealed off, how could they get Home. or is home somewhere in here? the poorly named city? third, what's that lanternish thing over there about? fourth... who turned off the lights? ohhh, i think i begin to see or, uh, not, rather #entirely too many commas well, i think i'm getting the hang of this. this is an even better place for an ambush, though also, just gonna make note of this cliff for later geological analysis oh, and papyrus seems to be in communication with undyne, so maybe he'll spill some relevant intelligence my thoughts exactly #sigh #wrong place to look for intelligence, castor - ___ - interesting. i appear to be glowing. i begin to suspect this may have something to do with my absolutely abysmal stealth #also possibly my SOUL #whatever that may or may not be
hmm, what's this? doesn't sound like stone. plants? oh, ugh, one of you. alright, spill the beans, creepy eavesdropping flower, and maybe I won't uproot you today MOTHERFUCKER right, here we go six? #please don't let this be associated with "strength of seven human souls" :/ can stuff a fucking root vegetable up his ass uh that's some colors you got there wow! I suddenly like all this shit even less than before! astonishing!
new plan: i stuff the root vegetable up his ass for him in other words: hell no well, thank you for telling me the stakes, at least. surprisingly decent of you #and also for not sticking me fulla glowspears while i was stumbling around in the dark thanks retracted. if you wanted cooperation, you coulda tried not attacking me, or dropping me off a bridge, or trying to get me captured or, well. just FUCKING REALLY? oh, excuse me, spoke too soon. shoulda saved that rant for that line #also #no come and fucking get it, you miserable tin can oh. of course. i'm not sure what i'm more pissed about: the twerpiness, the sudden but inevitable betrayal or the total moment-killer. well, i can take the both of you #let's go, just 1 on 1.1 oh what now okay, i legitimately can't tell if you're being an asshole or if you're really just this stupid
and realization sets in several moments late *deepest sigh* hah! worth it. so worth it. #would have my soul endangered to witness again that's new. Undyne musta lit it up to get down here. well, any data is better than no data, right? might as well contact my uninformedmant again troubling that's new. don't know that i've seen any golden glowing shit around before.
